I just read “Year of the Cock” and all I could think about was Jacob holding his top hat over his crotch and grinning, asking if I’d like to celebrate it.

What if he sings this song to you though

But instead of “It’s my dick in a box” he croons, “It’s the year of my cock.”

~ Signora Paola (who is now in complete hysterics imagining Jacob singing that song please excuse her while she tries not to hyperventilate)