‘I want to be given the d-p dicking of my life by Ezio and Zevran (from Dragon Age: Origins), then they can fuck each other until I’m ready for round 2 bc let’s be real they’d be like instant bffs/fuckbuddies-for-life. just.. the snark, the sass, their gorgeous fit bodies, and those sexy accents, wow, I don’t think I’d ever be the same again.’