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Miscellaneous

This blog has ruined food for me. Like, whenever we have spaghetti we have spicy Italian sausage and my mind wanders to Ezio and the gutter. Hot Italian sausage. Dammit. God fucking dammit.

July 4, 2016

Come join in my sausage fest, then, anonimo.

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– Ezio Auditore

Dirty Reblogs

Imagine if all Assassins had Tumblr blog URLs…

July 17, 2013

darksnowflakes:

Altair: fuckyeahnovices.tumblr.com

Ezio: ItalianStallionDaFirenze.tumblr.com

Edward: foxypiratescave.tumblr.com (second blog: fuckyeahrumandwenches.tumblr.com, third blog: fuckyeahnippletattoos.tumblr.com)

Haytham: sassytemplarsforever.tumblr.com (second blog: becauseisaidsoconnor.tumblr.com )

Connor: whatwouldyouhavemedo123.tumblr.com (secondblog: bigcocksandme.tumblr.com)