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About the last confession how do you lovely ladies think the assassins (and Templars like Shay and Haytham) would be at performing cunnilingus?

February 21, 2016

I am still slightly ashamed by my lack of words in the last ask the admins post (** RENOVATION NOTE: Cannot find this post on WordPress), so I have decided to answer this head-on with no reservations! (•̀o•́)ง

Desmond: Would love doing it in bed and your legs all wide opened for him. Would predominantly use his tongue for teasing, then let his fingers do the rest.

Altair: Would have a laser sharp focus on your clit. Like if you haven’t come from clitoral stimulation alone he would make sure you would (and if you have he’d make sure to wipe out your previous experiences with his technique).

Ezio: He likes to draw it out, alternate between soft and hard licking. Would love it when the you’re on top of him and you’re pretty much riding his face (and you know he’s jerking off while you’re doing it).

Connor: Very shy at first, would focus on kissing and rubbing his hands down your thighs. He’d then tease your lips, very patient, just a light flickering of his tongue. When he starts playing with your clit, watch out! He’s going to really dig in and he’d make sure to keep eye contact.

Aveline: Would run her tongue in circles around you and would love it when your hips move along with her movements. Like Ezio I see her touching herself while doing this.

Edward: Very straighforward – tongue on your clit, 2-3 fingers inside you, buuuut he’s going to be all sly and start teasing your other hole. I mentioned in the “how does each Assassin jack off” ask that I see him as someone who loves having one finger inside him. I think he’d want to ‘share’ this pleasure with you. ;D

Adéwalé: Like Ezio, I see him as someone who thoroughly enjoys it when you ride his face. Like the more aggressive, the better. He’d just lie there with his tongue out and let you dictate the rhythm. 😉

Shay: Like Desmond would love doing it on bed because he wants you all relaxed with your legs propped up on his shoulders. Would love his hair being pulled while he eats you.

Haytham: I dunno why but I see him as someone who would sneak in a session when you could be caught. Like imagine having dinner with your family and he’d sneakily go underneath the table, going under your skirts and just diving in. He’d just tease you, though. As naughty as the act is, he’s still ~gentlemanly~ enough to know your limits, and he would rather have you all alone during the main event. 😉

Shao Jun: Very light touches with her tongue, she almost looks like she’s just ‘sampling’ you. But that’s only in the beginning. She’d rather tie you down first before she gets down and dirty.

Arno: For some reason I see him as someone who would do this before a meal, so he would ask you to sit on a table while he’d kneel down in front of you. He would love it when you wrap your legs around the back of his neck while he feasted. Bon Appétit ;D

Arbaaz: Doesn’t really have a preferred position (although he quite enjoys the 69 position and you riding his face). Would be the type to take deep breaths while he’s eating you because he loves your smell.

Evie: Would mostly use her thumb to play with your clit, but would sometimes alternate it with some rapid tongue movements. She would rather her tongue do the work inside you, though, and boy, does she know how to work that tongue.

Jacob: Would start aggressive (like “let me throw you over this desk” type of aggressive), but would dial it back when you’re getting really excited. Would be the type who would leave hickeys and bite marks on your inner thighs. Like Altair, would be really focused on your clit, but would sometimes have his fingers do all the work and have his mouth unoccupied because he loves to talk dirty.

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Aaaaaand once again I have managed to fry my brain.

~ Signora Paola (forget the smelling salts, get a defibrillator stat)