‘I keep wondering why everyone assumes that because Ratonhnhaké:ton is a virgin during the game he must be as pure as the driven snow. He probably has a *lot* of pent-up desire, but no opportunity to release any of it with anyone but himself, and I want to sit him down and go ‘make a list of all the kinky things you’ve been dreaming about, ‘cause we’re gonna do ‘em *all*.’’