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Templar Orgy

Confessions, Paola's Choice

February 9, 2016

‘It is a true tragedy that the vast majority of our beloved Assassins (and Templars) lived before electricity, never mind the Sexual Revolution of the 1960’s, and have never had the chance to experience today’s marvelous flowering of sexual technology, either alone or with a lover.’

Indeed! This is why fanfiction is important IMO. We have the power break the rules and have our beloved characters live in time periods they would never have had the chance in canon. <3 It would be fun to explore how each of them would react to the liberal minds of the 20th and 21st centuries.

~ Signora Paola

Confessions

February 2, 2016

‘Why does Ubisoft make such characters you just wanna fuck til dawn? I mean don’t stop but god damn.’

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Confessions

January 19, 2016

“It’s 1191 and Altaïr is out in Damascus hunting for Templars. He soon comes across me, a Templar Knight. He attempts to assassinate me, but I fight back and defeat him. I knock him out and take him back to a Templar base where other Templar Knights are. I tie him up and wait until he wakes up. I offer him a deal. He can either be turned in to Robert de Sable, or he can join the Templar Knights in an orgy where he is the main course. He readily accepts and is greedy for Templar dick”.

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Confessions

January 19, 2016

“I like to imagine that, when I have sex with all the assassins at the same time, that Edward and Connor tease Haytham about actually being kind (in a rough sort of way) and that Evie and Jacob compete who can make me orgasm faster”

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January 17, 2016

“I want to have a four way with Altaïr, Arno, and Jacob. I want Arno to give me a blowjob, I want to suck off Jacob, and I want Altaïr to fuck me all at once. While all of this is happening Élise is watching us and fingering herself while Desmond has been tied up and forced to watch it all”.

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January 7, 2016

I want group sex so badly with Altaïr, Ezio, Connor, Edward, Haytham, Shay, Arno and Jacob as a New Year’s gift!

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Confessions

December 17, 2015

‘I desperately want a harem of Assassin’s Creed characters. I’d give anything to have Edward, Haytham, Mary/James, Anne, Elise, and Evie be my sex slaves. I’d love to spoil them with whatever they wanted, and I’d never force them to do something they didn’t want to do. I love them all so much and they’re all so hot, I’d love to have an orgy with them all.’

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November 2, 2015

‘I jerked off on all the courtesans and all the female characters.’

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May 16, 2015

‘Ok but think: Ezio, Altair, Connor, Shay, Edward, Julien du Casse, and any other guy being like puppies, watching your sexy body, and then all the ladies seducing you and making sweet love, while the boys get unchained and all have a sweet orgy♡ Yes.’

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Confessions

May 11, 2015

‘I think the first ever video game character I’ve fantasized about was Lucy Stillman, I mean, thinking about her hiking that skirt up, man. Ever since, Ubisoft has always managed to add yet another very attractive lady I wouldn’t mind having a tumble with, from Rebecca Crane to Caterina Sforza to Lucrezia Borgia to Anne Bonny to Elise de la Serre… Man Ubisoft, knock it off already…’