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Templar Orgy

Confessions

April 6, 2016

Evie’s captured by the Templars. They tie her hands so she couldn’t push them away when their hands start to travel up and down her body. As someone’s hand reaches her clit, she moans and her cheeks turn red. She can’t believe she likes it. They begin to finger her pussy and ass to prepare Evie for what’s to come next. She can feel her juices flow down her thighs. She has never been so turned on like this before. Finally, Templars gangbang her rough and fast extracting groans from her throat. They pinch her nipples and fuck her in three holes at once. “Your brother won’t save you now.” But Evie thinks that she doesn’t want to be saved while cumming hard around their dicks.

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Confessions

March 30, 2016

‘So it’s me again, Madonna Paola. I now know what to call Adéwalé’s–the “Curry Chicken Skewer”. Cesare’s is “the Giant Churro”–with extra hot chocolate sauce–or the “Extra Spicy Salami”, since…ya know…he’s half Spanish, half Italian. Shay’s is obviously the “Pepper Irish-style Sausage”, or maybe he’s the “Irish Cream”. 😉 Cuali (since he’s a damn sexy multiplayer character) is the “spicy Chili Chicken Burrito”. And Edward’s is the “Pirate Plantain”, extra long and extra spicy.’ Yasssss
Image sources: Google Images
Female pirate model: [NSFW]


A follow-up to this infamous food porn (heh, food porn *shot*) post from last year: [click], when I was still head of this bordello.
I am very, very sorry to get back to you anon, one year late. I hope you are still around to see this, and that the wait was worth it~

–Signore Auditore

Confessions

March 29, 2016

“I want Edward to tie me naked to the mast of the Jackdaw. He, Charles Vane, Benjamin Hornigold and Blackbeard fuck me endlessly until I can’t take any more orgasms and I’m hoarse from screaming their names”. 

Confessions

March 25, 2016

“I’m a burlesque star and Jacob, Ezio, Connor, Altaïr and Desmond (why not Shay and Haytham too?) are watching tonight’s show. I’m stripping front of the stage and I wink naughtily at them as they become ragingly aroused and hard. One moment I’m suddenly sucking a lollipop and they are moaning already as they imagine me sucking them. After the show they follow me and have their ways with me.“


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Confessions

March 20, 2016

I have the perfect name for a lesbian porno featuring AC’s female characters: A Sapphic Creed.

Confessions

March 11, 2016

“I’d like Evie Frye and Elise de la Serre to kiss me simultaneously, while I fuck Anne Bonny and Rosa kisses my chest”.

Confessions

March 7, 2016

Imagine being held up against a wall while your favourite Assassin/Templar is ravaging you til you can’t take no more. 😜

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Confessions, Paola's Choice

February 28, 2016

‘I’ve been imagining for the stripper!AU that all the guys for one night are dressed as cowboys. Shirtless, cowboy hat, wrangler jeans and chaps. I’d love to ride those bulls and broncs all night long.’

Confessions

February 18, 2016

‘Oh God. I just want a huge orgy between me and all the Assassins. Connor would throw me onto a table and publicly fuck me before the others took turns. While Altaïr and Ezio were in me, Haytham and Shay would walk in. They would join and fuck me hard.’

Confession [x]

Confessions

February 13, 2016

‘I have a thing for accents and when each and every Assassin’s Creed came out I didn’t know that I would have masturbation material for a near decade.’