“I’d really like a good night with Haytham, the man worshiping me with his lips and hands before fucking me, maybe some appearances from Thomas Hickey, William Johnson and Charles Lee would make it an hell of a good night.”
[X]
‘Imagine the Assassins and Templar playing poker where instead of just winning poker chips at the end of the round, the person who had the winning hand has to issue a dare to one of the other players. Basically Truth or Dare crossed with poker. As the game progresses, each dare gets progressively naughtier and more daring until it culminates to an orgy, where it doesn’t matter which side you’re on, you’re gonna get some fucking in.’
“Honestly, if any of the Assassins/Templar babes were real, no matter who we are or what we’re into, we are not gonna care who sees us or what stops us, we’re gonna fuck our own brains out on them.”
Confessed by: clehjett
‘So today 10th of June is my birthday and I wish to have an orgy with all the Assassin’s Creed characters and that would be an awesome birthday sex party and gift.’
Confession [x]
Belated happy birthday, amico mio! We hope it was a great one!
‘If there would be a romantic and sexy visual novel of Assassin’s Creed where all Assassini and Templars are in love with me I would buy that in heartbeat! But the problem would be I can’t choose between Altair, Ezio, Connor, Shay, Juhani or Jacob.’
Confession [x]
Book design inspired by Choose Your Own Adventure
Semi-serious story time: Any 80′s kid (or maybe even you 90′s kids) would probably remember the book series Choose Your Own Adventure where you, as the reader, are the protagonist of the story and able to make choices that would affect your story’s ending. Kind of like an interactive storytelling without actually using a computer.
I grew up reading these books and likely shaped how I viewed the world (a lot of the themes were actually serious and a little… out there). It was second person POV storytelling at its finest.
…..And now considering the content of the Haystack I’m actually thinking about making an actual interactive “Choose Your Own Paramour” fanfiction series. /o/
~ Signora Paola
‘I like to think that the initiation ceremony (for Templars and/or Assassins) includes a moment when you must to have sex with one of the members (your favorite Templar or Assassin) in front of everyone to proof your “compromise” with the Order.’
Confession [x]
‘I am quite insecure with my body. What have been helping me to overcome these bad feelings is imagining delicious people as Ezio, Connor, Shay, Haytham or Jacob fucking me. Each one of them doing their own special things to make me feel loved and desired. Kissing the parts of me I hate. Saying how much their world would be boring without me. Praising the cuteness of my moans. Calling my name while I suck them. I would definitely be cured if I got all of them at once.’
‘After listening to Noah Watts on Twitch talk about how he and his ex-wife used to live in the same apartment complex with a porn editor, and how they made porn parodies of fandoms, that got me thinking: Imagine Altair, Jacob, Shay, Edward, and Ezio all starring in an AC porn parody gang-bang and you’re the star. ;D Except for Connor; he refuses to join because he’s a precious shy little virgin lol. So he’ll just turn red watching from the sidelines. Oh poor Connor~’
‘Orgy with the syndicate crew (Jacob, Henry, Evie, Ned, Fredrick, Nigel and Starrick and Roth) would be great.. but Roth won’t share Jacob so there’s a problem’
“I wanna strip for Jacob, Connor, Haytham, Arno and Shay to wRoNg by Zayn ft Kehlani. They’d all be so flustered and turned on as I sway to the music. They all know they can look but can’t touch….. Each and every one of them wishing they can pound themselves into me… ;)”
Here’s the song.