‘If Jacob and Pearl met in modern times, I bet my ass that those two would have some crazy sex, ending in an orgy with Maxwell Roth, Crawford Starrick and the whole Rook gang.‘
‘I want to have sex with any Assassin or Templar available. The problem is that I can’t decide with who. Help!‘
‘All the assassins and templars are here in the gentleman club. They are all drunk and want to see the show. In front, I appear first, followed by Lucy Stillman and Kassandra, a threesome. We remove each others’ clothes. Kassandra kisses and licks my neck while Lucy fingers me. So excited, I moan. As for the guys, they masturbate, wanting to feel their dicks inside of us. Naked, we three have sex in front of them. I’m burning 🔥 Again 😌😌’
‘Why can’t Ubisoft create a lusty version of Assassin’s Creed? I got a name for it: Assassin’s Creed Sin-dicate.’
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Incidentally, Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate has the most confessions in this bordello’s history, with over 2500 confessions (followed by Assassin’s Creed III at 1300+) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘Give me a modern!AU where you’re sexting with Assassins and Templars. All the dirty talk, all the audio files, not to mention the visual aspect of it..😉 Just thinking about sharing my naughtiest thoughts with any of them while trying to keep a straight in public, getting their thoughts and teasing me with what they would want to do with me in person, but absolutely relishing in the sexting in the meantime.’
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This reminds me of one of the stories I wrote for Secluded Haystack: One very long smutfest of a fic involving our dear Sir Jacob Frye *coughs*
~ Signora Paola
‘Wish Ubisoft can give us a videogame in which we can have sex with any Assassin or Templar you choose. Pick any position you want, any place you want, invite another player for a threesome or have another Assassin or Templar of your choosing.’
‘If any of the Assassins or Templars want public sex, they will have it gladly like: “Yeah! I’m getting banged by this hot Assassin or Templar. Watch us and enjoy the show. I certainly am!”‘
‘I mean, it’s true many of the assassins are charming and sexy, but forgive me if I tell you that despite their being cool my dirtyest dream remains to be contested between colonial templars and be their pet. I mean, imagine how many advantages a Polyamorous relationship with them could have, especially in sex life 😏😏’
‘I want the Colonial Templars sans Charles to drink my nut rn it’s what I’m craving and it’s what god intended.’
Confession [@vaassassins]
‘Okay but can we talk for a second about how cool and sexy some colonial templars are? Because of them now I only have daddy-kink in mind with them 😳😭’