“After watching one episode of “Friends” I imagine Evie and Jacob living together. He dates me and she dates Henry. One night me and Evie meet in the bathroom to take some condoms. The problem is there is only one left. We decide to throw a coin and she wins. I shrug and put on the strap-on I was hiding under the bath. The look on her face says it all. “I don’t want to know what you’re going to do with my brother,” she shakes her head in disbelief. I laugh and come back to my room. The sadistic and wicked smile is on my face as his pupils dilate. “Jacob, darling, say hello to my little friend.” :D”
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