‘I want Shaun‘s dick in my ass and Clay’s dick in my cunt whilst Bad Girls by M.I.A plays in the background.’
I’ve always shipped Shaun and Rebecca since Assassin’s Creed 2 came out. The dynamic between the two is very different. Rebecca may normally be the more dominant character. But things change when they get into their bedrooms. For Shaun, I’m sure that the history-wormed English has a monster inside him. This boy likes to beg.
“Please, please …” Her feet are etched on Shaun’s back, her fingers are grasped at the sheet, her back is stretched like a bow, her head in the back and her mouth open with pure pleasure. With the most sassy smile on his face, Shaun lifts his head between her legs and gently cleanses his lips with his tongue, which are shiny with his wife’s juices.
“Please what, love? Speak more clearly.” With his hoarse voice, he asks with his lips gently on her inner thighs and sends another shiver of pleasure into the woman’s body.
“Shaun… Let me cum, please,” Rebecca begs behind her closed but shaking eyes and once again Shaun falls in love with the beauty that lies helplessly beneath him. He looks at her rapidly rising and lowering chest and whispers, “As your wish.” His own dick is swollen and throbbing between his legs. That’s why he doesn’t want to prolong the torture any longer, but hearing these sweet voices always makes him more horny. As he strikes the clitoris with his tongue, he squeezes three fingers into the woman and tries to stretch as best he can. Her hands leave the sheets, fingers tangling in Shaun’s hair. And a strong cry rises from her throat. Saying his name one after another like a prayer, it echoes on the wall. She experiences one of her strongest orgasms, shouting Shaun’s name one last time. While the woman’s body trembles wildly Shaun drinks the juices flowing to his lips with his eyes closed and flushed cheeks. Rebecca pulls her husband up with a nice giggle and takes her own taste from his lips. The moans of the two mingled.
When Shaun withdraws from the kiss he turns to her neck and says, “Don’t say ‘I am tired’, my love. We’re just getting started and now open your legs for my dick.”
Rebecca, who is overstimulated, panting, says, “Yes, Sir.”
Can we give this newlywed couple the love they deserve, please.
‘You cannot tell me, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Shaun Hastings doesn’t have a kinky side. The man’s cocky and knows he’s smart too. Yea sure, maybe it’s been a while since he got some, saving the world and all… But I’m p sure I could get him to let me warm his cock under the table as he works on the codex entries. Sir your voice does things to me, let me hold your dick in my mouth as you speak. Please.’
‘My midterm exams lasted until this week but I’m done too. And all I want for Christmas is to have a passionate night with Shaun and Shay. I want them to sweep the tension of the week from my body at the foot of the Christmas tree with their kisses and touches. With a Christmas hat on their groin, be crazy for me to take off.’
‘I think there’s a reason why Shaun is cocky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) all the time. And I’d like to taste him. He bend me over his desk and fuck me so hard, my eyes turn to the back of my head. His right hand is in my mouth to suppress the moans, while the other is between my thighs. His lips are massaging my neck while my hands hold his arms tightly for standing. I’m having my own climax as I hear his dirtiest words. Behind it he follows me.
Well done, British angel.’
‘Dear Smut Gods and Goddesses, please can I have a filth-filled weekend filled with Shaun Hastings and Nathan Drake fucking me every which way. Thank you for your time.’
‘Someone sent in an ask/confession about a blog called BritishFilth on Tumblr so I got really curious and listened to one of the audio posts. The only thing I can think about is how sexy it would be to hear Jacob or Shaun whispering in my ear all the dirty things they want to do to me. In the end, after working up my body, they’d do everything they’ve whispered in my ear.’
Confession [@ct9ner]
‘I want Shaun Hastings to lay me down on my back and fuck me hard into the mattress to get out his anger while grabbing at my thighs.’
‘I’m a bad girl for forgetting Shaun’s birthday. I need him to punish me…with his dick 😉’
Confession [@sazula]
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