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Who didn’t use this blog as a sex material? Be honest :D I think we all did because how can you resist the charm of these men (and women)? They were created by high heavens for our entertainment, the other thing is HOW we entertain ourselves. 😈 It’s okay to sin in such way ’cause YOLO! 😄

January 30, 2016
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As one of the ladies who goes through your confessions and edits them I may have needed to stop for a moment and take a, uhh, break every once in a while.

~ Signora Paola

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I dunno whether to laugh or cry because on the Assassin’s Creed Council website, someone has reposted some of your most recent polls. They (and commenters) seem to think the polls indicate which character is the most awesome/popular. I don’t have the heart to tell them about the true, sensual purpose of the polls …

January 29, 2016

Huh. I could inform them of the true purpose, but it would expose more of our sinning and…

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The thing is though, someone linked it to them. Someone who saw it from this blog. We’re not advertising the polls anywhere else and I don’t think PollDaddy has a specific search function.

So, clearly, someone saw it on this blog and decided to link it somewhere else and most likely pass it off as Best Character Ever™ poll.

If you’re that person and you’re reading this post, I’m not mad, just a little confused as to why you would do that.  :O

~ Signora Paola

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I would be lying if I said that I haven’t used this blog as wanking material more than once…. *hides in corner*

January 29, 2016

My dear anon, please do continue fueling your imagination with this blog, we are honored! Don’t hide, I too use this blog to… release some stress.

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~Claudia

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Not a confession. After reading that stripper post, please send Connor to resuscitate me because I am dead.

January 29, 2016
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Oh, mio caro! I’m sure Connor wouldn’t mind resuscitating you, after all he is such a gentleman; so giving and ready to serve… Have fun you two!

~Claudia

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I do not know, maybe I would be Edward “Highway to Hell” by AC / DC. It’s just my opinion. Sorry for my bad english. I’m from Argentina :v

January 29, 2016

That songs screams Edward all over! I think he wouldn’t mind stripping to it at all! By the way, your English is fine, mio caro! I speak Spanish, so feel free to ask me anything in that language if you need. 🙂

~Claudia

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I’m the anon who sent in the strip club confession, and also the song suggestion. 🌝 Right now off anon and i wanted to say I thought of another song for all of them to dance to, freak by Steve aoki,diplo, deorro, feat. Steve bays. It has beats and plus the lyrics, *imagining Connor thrusting while he does a push-up*

January 29, 2016

OH I love it! They should have a grand dance routine to this song

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(please tag your Assassin)

~ Signora Paola

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Jacob can be top, bottom, dominant, submissive, gay, straight or whatever (I like the fact that he’ bisexual). He is just that fucking perfect! *fangirling* Sorry, I’m just thirsty for some Fryeing *coughs* And that song you mentioned…Oh my, I’ve always liked that song but when I think of it being sung by Jacob while he’s stripping at the same time and looking right into your eyes with his hungry ones…Daaaaamn… Honestly, I would not be able to wait for performance to end, hehe :D

January 29, 2016

To be quite honest, I initially didn’t want to add that song because it didn’t seem like a song that a stripper would dance to (I initially wanted to use Fastlove by George Michael because it’s SO Jacob IMO). But now I’m glad I did because I’m very happy to see a positive response ;D

~ Signora Paola (who is now imagining what kind of dance routine each Assassin has for their trademark songs 8D)

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Y’know, a REALLY good song for the Assassinos to strip to would be “All the Single Ladies” by Beyonce ;)

January 28, 2016

I see it

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Although now I’m wondering what other songs they would dance as a group.

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~ Signora Paola (who probably wouldn’t survive having several Assassins dance raunchily in front of her)