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Oh my goodness! That confession! I kept looking away from the screen the because oh my goodness that was so cheeky and I have never understood phone sex or sexting but oh geez I am just like fifty shades of embarrassed and amused just from imagining Jacob Frye of all people saying those things. (Translate: That was a surprisingly enjoyable confession. Well done.)

February 22, 2016
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I normally don’t write things like that so frankly, it was a bit of a challenge! Like I had to dig deep, really deep into my soul to find my, ehem, muse.

But I’m very happy to know that you liked it. o(≧∇≦o)

~ Signora Paola (who pretty much dove head first into hell while she was writing that confession)

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Forgive me, for I feel like I sin every time I visit this blog. But it is oddly so much fun to come here and read the confessions and you ladies’ answers to the questions you get. I just want to say that you guys are saints (not sinners) for running this blog. Well done! :)

February 21, 2016

We would consider it a failure if nobody has the urge to sin every once in a while when visiting this bordello. 😉

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And thank you so much for your kind words! We wonder sometimes what good would it do to us to run this blog, but it is comments like yours and knowing that we made your day a little better that make everything so worthwhile. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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How is it that when I go through the ‘Ask the Admins’ tag, it gives me life and yet it still takes my breath away. You ladies have such… wild and active imaginations, and I love it!

February 21, 2016

Every time an Assassin (or a Templar) is summoned in someone’s sexual fantasies our power grows and only whets our insatiable appetite to be more sinful when we answer those asks

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~ Signora Paola

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I’m actually very proud to be a patron here, thank you admins for making this place a safe haven for us! 😊

February 21, 2016
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Always a pleasure, my friend! It is truly our greatest aspiration to keep this bordello safe and the place to go to when you need to relax and unwind from the stresses of daily life. ;D

Molto grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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okay so you ladies discussed how you thought the assassins (and two templars) would perform oral sex but how about Élise? for your lovely gay followers who cant get enough of her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

February 21, 2016

Hello, my friend! I’m very sorry, but when we started answering these asks we really only had the playable characters in mind. I didn’t include Haytham initially, but then we remembered that he did share nearly half of AC3 with Connor.

Why the limitation? Because it’s never going to stop (other people would likely request for more) and we’re going to end up, well, ‘servicing’ the other characters as well. And truthfully, we can’t answer all of these asks with so many characters! D8

I’m very sorry to disappoint you, but we also have our limits. ;^_^ Thank you for understanding! ♥️

~ Signora Paola

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My stars, I think i may require a cold shower myself after reading that kiss list… Jacob can kiss me like that anytime /lies down/

February 21, 2016
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So happy to know that you enjoyed it, my friend. (“⌒∇⌒”)

~ Signora Paola

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Hello Girls! I just wanted to leave a message just to declare my sincere and eternal love for this blog (because sexuality is nothing to be ashamed, actually). You girls are doing an amazing work in this blog, it’s perfect!. I love it and it’s one of my favorites in tumblr. I still have a great fun reading the confessions, especially those regarding my beloved Ezio and my beloved Jacob. So, forgive my english and keep the good job. Best regards from Chile, ciao bellas :)

February 21, 2016

Ciao, mia bella! Your English is perfectly fine, my dear! I’m glad you have been enjoying yourself with the confessions about Signore Frye and mio fratello, Ezio. Hope you send your own soon!

Gracias por tus palabras,
~Claudia

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*faints* Whoever anon asked about where the Assassins would like to touch/kiss, you are amazing! And the lovely ladies who answered this just made me… Oh my gosh! I just had a nosebleed! Please excuse me! *blushes really hard*

February 21, 2016
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Glad you liked it, amico mio! I was quite disappointed with myself because I couldn’t write something coherent, so I really hope the GIFs were okay. ♥️

~ Signora Paola

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Hello, my lovely ladies!! I read that someone was asking for the confession about the vampire twins, and I must to confess that I did it. But, thank YOU, for give the courage to put my name in my next confessions. Oh my.. I will regret for this later

February 20, 2016

Prego, amore! I’m glad you had the courage to come forward after such a hot confession! All of us hope to receive your confessions soon, so get those dirty thoughts flowing, my dear!

~Claudia