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Not a confession: I’ll admit, I’ve never played AC3 but this blog has caused me to have the biggest crush on Connor (if that’s even the game he’s in). Oh gosh the things I would do to that man. Just…just thank you 😍😂

February 23, 2016

It brings us the greatest satisfaction when this blog has become instrumental in converting someone into the church of Connor, even more so when the conversion immediately inspires so much sinning. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Connor welcomes you to his bed into the fold, my dearest anon~

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

i beg to differ! well, everyone has different tastes, but i bet some of us find paul’s voice very alluring and sexy (he can do that when he’s not playing a big goofball ;p) well… i am one of those who love his voice (as well as voices of many other va’s that voiced our beloved assassins, i’m just a big voice fetishist ♥)

February 23, 2016
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Come, sit over here and let’s have coffee (or tea if you prefer that), anon.

~ Signora Paola (a connoisseur of ear porn since 2005)

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Join us, amore! We should talk more about the subject…

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

I swear to God, I’m going to start reading every Jacob confession with Paul Amos’s voice in my head, and that bothers me so much. These confessions are supposed to be sexy, and that voice just makes things funnier than they should be.

February 23, 2016
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I think several people would beg to disagree with your statement, anon. (¬‿¬)

~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

If mods do me a favor and post this :) To the anon, who’s afraid to post a smut about Jacob. FEAR NOT, my dear! <3 I personally find all fanfiction that is posted on the Haystack wonderful! I’m sure your drabble would be great! And I like to see who is the author, this makes me so proud of every each and one of you :) And I can personally shake your hand for the work well done! You fic will be worth appreciation, mon ami. I love your idea already, so don’t be afraid, please! I’ll be waiting! <3

February 23, 2016

You see, dearest anon? There’s no need to be afraid! We will be here cheering for you and your work~

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

I’m currently writing a Jacob modern AU Drabble thing for the haystack and I’m wondering whether to come off anon- but after reading Signora Paola’s stuff I feel my smut is more than less of worth to this wonderful smutty haystack, and it would be better if I remained masked for the terrible smut that might ensue…. O.o

February 23, 2016

Awww, please don’t say that! Please don’t compare your work with others’ unless it’s for inspiration. (´∀｀)♡ We all started somewhere and practise really does work wonders!

Please do it for him ~

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~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

I’m laughing so hard rn at anon’s ‘nugget fucker 3000’ because I always do the same thing with weird names like ‘bitch u thought’, ‘illuminati’ and other fucked up things

February 23, 2016

What, no ‘Boobarella’ or ‘Sir Cums-a-Lot’? You need to stick with the blog’s dirty theme and all. ( ᐛ )و

~ Signora Paola (who’s partial to ‘Bolt Vanderhuge’ and ‘Crunch Buttsteak’ herself)

Secluded Haystack

oMG so on the subject of names, i had never been to the haystack before and the first story i read was the phone call and i didn’t know why the page wanted my name so i entered a ridiculous phrase instead, thinking it was spam. i can’t convey how hard i laughed when i got to “you’re such a naughty girl, nugget fucker 3000.” “beg for my cock, nugget fucker 3000.” “language, nugget fucker 3000, remember where you are…” oh man i’m dying laughing again i’m so sorry XD

February 23, 2016

Oh, didn’t you see the “Javascript enabled; the page will prompt you a few questions important to the story” notice? I am disappoint.

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~ Signora Paola