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Signora Paola, I just want to say it was a surprise and a delight to see your Tagalog definition of Mr. Frye. I believe in it whole heartedly. Also yours too Signora Claudia!

March 7, 2016

That’s not even my whole Tagalog definition of Mister Frye, my friend.

Mapusok. Makisig. Maginoo. Pero ang higit sa lahat ay sobrang nakakagigil si Ginoong Jacob Frye at gusto kong kagatin lamunin ang kabuuan niya.

*coughs*

~ Signora Paola (who is overjoyed to see someone else speak in Tagalog here)

Ah, grazie, mio amico! I’m glad you liked our definitions for Signore Frye!

~Claudia

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I’m absolutely loving all the Crawford Starrick confessions the past couple of days. He deserves lots of love #girlsloveabadboy ❤️

March 7, 2016
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Personally, I think it’s That Moustache.

~ Signora Paola (although she also highly appreciates the velvety rich tones of Mister Starrick’s voice)

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I love this blog. It’s funny as it’s dirty but I’m talking about the other side of it. I learned being fortright from you ladies and their patrons. I was a shy person but because of you, not anymore and this is good. I have many friends right now, and a boy ;) In worldwide, too many people who we can’t see in reality, come here and showing their love. Even just watching this is amazing. You’re doing your job perfect and I adore it. Just like everyone here, I assure you Paul and Noah too.

March 6, 2016
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Awww, grazie mille for your very sweet and wonderful words! I’m constantly amazed that this bordello – in all its dirty silliness and unrepentant shamelessness – has actually helped people in its own little way. I don’t think I’ll get over it. ♥️

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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March 6, 2016

@sir-ryttefors​ you have eviescerated me with your massterful dissertashaun of the English language. You’re a pundit and you have successfully fryed my brain to a crisp while I thought of a witty response.

Well done.

~ Signora Paola

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March 6, 2016

@nerdiebeauty​ and @ellestrix​ I have my Fangirl Survival Kit™ ready at all times, especially after what happened last January. And I think the writers – or at least some of them – already know of this blog’s existence. Can’t believe it’s only been two months since That Week™ happened – to which I would unofficially give the name To Boldly Go Where No Voice Actor Has Gone Before (because I’m a Star Trek nerd)

To dear Anonymous, I have a very strong feeling that this has already happened. As to the identities of these sneaky Assassins (or even Templars *dundundun*) only time will tell if they would reveal themselves.

~ Signora Paola

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To the anon asking for dirty puns: Auditore really makes the girls wezio! I want Evie to eat me out, but she’s so hot she might frye my eggs! Careful with Desmond, he’s so big you might get a bleeding effect! And Cesare’s in general great in bed!

March 6, 2016
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You’ve got to wonder who among the Assassins/Templars would be the worst offender of Dad Jokes.

~ Signora Paola

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Reading all the sins submitted by people on your blog makes me feel sinful🌚. I’m a female but this questions my sexuality at times since I have interest in males and suddenly having interest in females lately too because of Evie Frye. 😟😦

March 5, 2016

If you do feel sinful, the we’re doing our job correctly, amore! That’s the whole point of our little blog. Now, about your sexuality, remember never be afraid of the curiosity you feel, mia cara, it’s natural and while it can be something that can pass it can also help you discover your true self.

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~Claudia

Secluded Haystack

March 5, 2016

Writing about our amato Connor is never against better judgement! I also, hope you don’t die, because I, and our other distinguished patrons, would like to read it! We will be waiting for it, as will Connor.

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~Claudia