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salute sisters! i have a confession to make but first i had a question. i’ve been using tumblr for over a year now but i still don’t know what happens if you cross the word limit. would it still send my confession completely even if it’s a little over 450 words? 😅 thank you and nice day to you all!!

July 2, 2018

It should be fine! As stated in our FAQ you can send it to us in parts or via Fan Mail (just tell us if you wish to stay anonymous). Normally, sending us your confession in parts via our ask box is the better choice, but Tumblr still has a knack of eating messages, especially ones that are sent in succession. ;^^ If you prefer to send it this way, please label them accordingly (like part ½, 2/2, etc) so we’d know and confirm if we received all parts.

~ Signora Paola

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Recent Arno ask here. Why. Why would you plant those ideas into my head. Now I can’t stop thinking about meeting a certain assassin look a like and falling in love and WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS

June 27, 2018

That is just how we roll, my dearest.

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~ Signora Paola (who may or may not have imagined being swept off of her feet by a Connor look-alike when she first went to the US *coughs*)

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I wanna make out with Revelations!Ezio. I need something stress reliving, alright? No sex, that’s too exhausting, just a good ol’ make out session. Thanks. (I also hope that our lovely ladies of the bordello are alright!) *hugs you all tightly*

June 16, 2018

I’m sure il mio fratello would enjoy having a make out session with you, amore. However, I’m certain he would also enjoy doing some… other things to you as well.

~Claudia

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May 16, 2018
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Dear @threrorian

There is no need for apologies for not sending in confessions. However, I do apologise for what you are facing right now in your relationship, but don’t worry about it, you will come back stronger and trust me, there are more fish in the sea (who is as hot as Ezio or as pretty as Elise or as alluring as Jacob – I miss that boy! Or… As loving as Bayek!). My prayers are always with you and our other patrons. 

Take all the time you need and do come back when you feel better. We look forward to more of your confessions! 

~ Annetta, who has been missing as well.

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Hello, would you happen to know any porn actors who look a bit Connor-y? I have a craving to for our beloved cinnamon roll in glorious live action techicolor sex action, or at least for someone who comes close to that gorgeous hazel-and-caramel-candy* beauty? (*not meant as racist. Just, my fave candy, duh)

May 14, 2018

I personally have no knowledge, but hopefully some of our patrons do? 😉

~ Signora Paola

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Glad to see this blog still going despite the mass exodus of fans recently.

May 4, 2018

This blog has gone through quite a few ups and downs (with 2014 being our darkest year), and yet somehow we’ve managed to survive. Granted, there has been a slowdown in the confessions lately and while it saddens me a little, it’s actually a welcome change as I’m currently in the process of adjusting to the newly-married life. 😅(Not to mention adjusting to a life in the United States; it is not yet a permanent move but I’m heading towards that direction)

I admit that I’m a little out of touch when it comes to fandom happenings, although I’m not surprised with the change in the fandom. I have a couple of online friends who have stepped away from the AC fandom – either they’ve moved on to other fandoms or they simply wanted to get away. This blog has been in operation since 2013 and if there’s one thing that’s consistent about it (and fandom in general) is there’s always peaks and valleys. As long as there is an Assassin’s Creed fandom we will always strive to keep the bordello in operation. ❤️

Love,
~ Signora Paola