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Secluded Haystack

March 14, 2016

Grazie mille  to all of you, my dearest and sweetest anons! (‘∀’●)♡ This fandom has truly been a wonderful place to indulge our sins in, and we are always pleased when this bordello has been beneficial in encouraging and inspiring our patrons. ♥️

As always, I aim to please. I really wish I could write more drabbles, but I just have so many things I want to do this for this blog (chief of which is to redesign it to make it more mobile friendly but that would be for another post)

Love (and a special Nagmamahal to my fellow Filpino anon),
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

This isn’t a sexual thing or even a confession really. But I would be that weird girl and pinch Jacob’s cheeks because he’s a cutie

March 14, 2016

I don’t think that’s weird at all, amore! Jacob has two sides:

Cutie pattotie, let me kiss your face, baby:

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Sexy as hell, kiss me everywhere, face:

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Take your pick, loves!
~Claudia

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

OMG Signora Paola!!! I literally have a draft of boss!Haytham in the works right now. xD I just watched Secretary last week too so holy shit you psychic! haha It’s unfortunately a bit stalled right now but I’m picturing windows… large glass high-rise city-view office building windows. o_o;

March 14, 2016

Never forget~

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(Which would be a manip I made for this confession – confessed by our very own @haytham-senpai no less 8D)

And YES, I shall be waiting with bated breath for your submission. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

NEVAR FORGET OMG

~ Ezio

Miscellaneous

Not a confession, but drunk Jacob in the DLC was everything I could have ever wished for. And honestly how hard can a man piss lmao

March 14, 2016

I believe seeing Signore Frye in such a… precarious state was all most of us ever wanted! I’m guessing someone can’t handle too many drinks…

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~Claudia (who could outdrink Signore Frye easily~)

If Signore Frye needs someone of a lesser constitution to drink with, then I would happily sacrifice my own dignity to keep him company~

~ Signora Paola (who is an absolute lightweight)

Secluded Haystack

Has no one taken the chance to submit a bondage/BDSM fanfic with Ezio or Jacob or someone? I will pay someone to write that for me I need my fix man 😭😩 -sins into the sky-

March 14, 2016
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The next drabble I am writing is a 40-year-old Jacob having a D/s relationship with the reader. Would that suffice? And there is one fascinating drabble about Signore Starrick brewing in the deepest pit of the Haystack; I hope you’re not too adverse to reading some dominance-submission fic involving our Templars.

~ Signora Paola

(P.S. Of course, everyone – including you, my dearest anon – is very much welcome to write this. The writers that submit on the Haystack can only do so much. ♥️)

Miscellaneous

Not a confession but I just can’t stop laughing at the 40 y/o Jacob confessions, about him ageing like fine wine and how everyone is in consensus that if given the change they’d ride him like a rocking horse! bless you all

March 13, 2016

But, mio caro anon, can’t you see what a fine piece of work 40 y/o Signore Frye is?

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Surely this consensus was achieved after long days of studying said subject… Perhaps we should repeat our experiment? I’m sure my sisters will all agree…

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

March 13, 2016

@cyanide-cemetary

I enjoy those msgs a lot. Yes I really do.

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-Sister Teodora.