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Sometimes I feel a bit awkward with everyone with their sex life n stuff and then there’s me, the shy asexual of doom

March 31, 2016

aww! That’s okay–I really only care about my own and fictional characters. To be quite honest, I personally find it repulsive for me to ever have casual sex with someone. Sure it’s easy to imagine with fictional people, but with people in real life? It makes me uncomfortable. Even if I wasn’t religious, I would find it uncomfortable anyway–I’d do the dirty with only someone I trust and know on a very, very deep level. Does that make me demisexual or something? Idk. All those labels just overwhelm me sometimes.

All I know is–I’m just here to perv out on sexy characters. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

– Ezio!mod

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Omg the gifs are from Boardwalk Empire 😍😍 I completely agree. Though I imagine Haytham as Arnold Rothstein (Boardwalk Empire version) :) All of you should take a look

March 31, 2016

For anyone wondering, it’s this post that this reply is referring to: [x]

Thank you

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Hmm now that you’ve said it, yeah I do agree. I did kind of write the part for Edward to be generous with his cash, like Nucky lol. Although I think I did mean for him to be the Nucky guy instead of Haytham and forgot to edit that post before I published it…I did answer that question at 3 in the morning @_@. I can see how he can more like Nucky now, aside from that and trying to start up a boozer operation in Florida and Cuba. I mean Edward was kind of unfaithful to Caroline while he was in the Caribbean, and so was Nucky to Margaret after he married her.

I still think Haytham is more likely to own a nightclub than Edward, but he will be very suave about it…like Arnold. Ah yes, Haytham is the smooth bootlegger who spends time at the nightclub just playing pool and failing miserably at poker bwahwaha XD

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And yes, I do recommend watching Boardwalk Empire to everyone here!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  It’s really great, and the season finale has you thinking on the edge of your seat~

– Ezio

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Not truly a confession but am I the only one around here that believes that Mariano Di Vaio would be a good choice for a portrayal of Ezio Auditore da Firenze? Both Italian, both good looking and amazingly charming. Oh! Also, for another strange reason, I’ve always fantasized Colin Farrell as Shay Cormac. Both Irish, both hot! I need the admins to tell me their opinion! Signore? Ser Ezio? :)

March 31, 2016

Let’s see

Mariano Di Vaio vs. Ezio Auditore, first:

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Now, Colin Farrel vs. Shay Cormac:

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What do our patrons think?

~Claudia

I don’t know; nothing beats Desmond Miles…

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Just give my descendant a ponytail and a hood.

– Ezio Auditore

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Okay we all know about Hemsworth and Edward Kenway, but am I the only one who thinks older Jacob looks like Hugh Jackman. Yes, I am giggling at his name.

March 30, 2016

lol xD

Sorry but when I think of Hugh Jackman, Wolverine always comes to mind lol. But I guess with the hat, he can look like Jacob/older Jacob:

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– Ezio

I APPROVE OF THIS POST

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~ Signora Paola

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I saw the Chris Hemsworth/Edward Kenway thing and I thought, how about Charlie Hunnam as Edward Kenway?

March 30, 2016

Are you the one that sent this question:

  • Not a confession, but Edward to me looks more like Charlie Hunnam from Sons Of Anarchy his real life British accent doesn’t help things either. Plus they both have real nice butts.

If you did, I’m really sorry that I accidentally deleted it, thinking that it was a dirty confession so I put it on the work-in-progress page on the admins-only blog. >_< I skimmed at the message too fast to see the *not a confession* part. *orz*

If you didn’t welp. lol disregard what I sad~

Well I’ll say…

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If Charlie gets Eddy’s tattoos then yeah, I can definitely see that~

– Ezio Auditore

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Passing by to say, bless this dirty blog and thank you ❤

March 29, 2016
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Thank you so much for your message, my friend! You have no idea how it made my day significantly better. ♥

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

March 28, 2016

Thank you so much for sharing, @swag-assassin-girl! I LOVE IT! Awesome job! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و To our patrons, please watch the video here.

~ Signora Paola (who thinks, from watching that video, that Edward’s ~pirate booty~ needs a closer inspection)

Secluded Haystack

I’m surprised Jacob doesn’t have a male/unmentioned-gender reader story yet, being the bisexual king of the fandom… If anybody would be willing to write a Secluded Haystack story in this fashion, I would love you. For a very long time indeed.

March 28, 2016

I’ve been planning to write one for a while actually! It’s just that I still have to finish a few more before I can start with it. 😀

And as always, if there’s anyone among our patrons who would love to write this, then they are very much welcome to do so!

~ Signora Paola (whose slash writing skills are frankly a little rusty, but her slash roots cannot be denied)

Miscellaneous

March 26, 2016

Now, now, we can just agree that we all have different tastes and our tastes are dictated by our favourite character, yes? And like I said – all the Assassins have lovely butts. How can they not when they constantly climb buildings and scale walls, hmm?

~ Signora Paola