I’m very happy you like them, amore! I did have a hard time deciding which job I should give each assassin, so I’m glad you find them to your liking.

Grazie,
~Claudia
I’m very happy you like them, amore! I did have a hard time deciding which job I should give each assassin, so I’m glad you find them to your liking.

Grazie,
~Claudia
Can you judge them? We got some delicious, juicy, handsome material from Ubisoft from the ‘wrong side’ of this war, no? 😉
-Sister Teodora.
I’m actually offended SMH its good as fuck my dude
Shun the nonbeliever SHUNNNNNN

But you never know. Sometimes people who deny things fervently end up diving headfirst into that sinful oblivion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola (who speaks from experience)
Anonimi #1 & #2 – I want to direct both of you to our allies: Assassin’s Creed Confessions and Assassin’s Creed Imagines, since we don’t accept these sort of confessions. Also, I want to remind everyone to read our FAQ, which addresses this and other questions you might have.
Anonimo #3 – I would imagine this has to do with Malik being a side character which is not actively present through the whole game, unlike someone as Leonardo, for example. In Aveline’s case, remember the game was first released for a handheld console and later on remastered. The propaganda made for these two versions doesn’t even compare in size or range to the propaganda made for the other games. Again, if you wish to see more confessions for both characters, we ask you to send in yours. 🙂
~Claudia

I can assure you that several other people are cheering with the anon who sent that message and would be singing praises when they read your message, my dear. ♥
~ Signora Paola

Indeed, it must change. Master Kenway needs more love and appreciation (and if someone would write him as a boss like in this kink ask we got then they would forever have my gratitude I’d even make a manip for them if they want 8D)
And thank you very much for your kind words! ♥️ We really can’t keep the ask box closed for so long. Thankfully we were able to go through your confessions relatively quickly. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
~ Signora Paola
I’m definitely not alone when I say that my thirst for Jacob is so real that close to 50% of my brain power is devoted to imagining him taking me roughly. However, I very much love the idea of taking him and just watching and hearing him break apart. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
(The confession is here for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet ;D)
@deadly-ice-storm: You’re welcome.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And also, now that you mentioned it–we have now updated the ‘Other Dirty Confessional Blogs’ list to include the following:
Sadly neither of those are active anymore, but feel free to reblog the confessions already published!
– from everyone at Rosa in Fiore
Here for your queue…. Luv ya!
Why thank you, @godnessoflight! 😀
MMmm yes we sure love a life-sized Connor statue. Perfetto
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
Is he as, ehem, massive as the real one, I wonder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola (who is now having some flashbacks to this old Filipino comic that was turned into a movie called Machete. Imagine this Connor statue, ehem, coming alive at night 8D)
Now, if only he were the real Connor…
~Claudia
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ahh yes the face~
To be honest, it’s sort of an inside joke between me and my role-playing friends, and it just…kind of spilled over to how I manage this blog, eheh. The story goes like this:
We happen to stumble upon one of those poorly written Ezio drabbles, and in the scene, Ezio and some OC kiss each other–and just the way it was written was so bad, we couldn’t help but laugh. And the moment Ezio pulled away, he whispered, “Perfecto….”

Okay first of all, that’s the WRONG LANGUAGE LMAAAAOOOOOO
Second of all, it’s…

It’s not:

As for the ‘face’? It just…somehow kinda found its way into that crazy madness, and so now we just end up calling it the ‘Perfecto face’ instead of ‘Le Lenny Face’ lol. And we use it every time now we find something…

~ Signore Ezio
