Were you referring to these?
I have a weakness for the ones where he looks like a puppy though
~ Signora Paola
@nerdiebeauty @themoustachedgamer We’re certain that the author would very much pleased to hear your very kind words! And I think there are a few more, ehem, coming. We have one simmering in the Haystack right now, and a little bird informed me that they’re planning to to write one as well. ;D
Grazie mille!
~ Signora Paola (who wonders what would happen if “Father” Jacob is left in charge of the confessionals here)
Ah, but the question is – will it make us cry with laughter as much as Gilbert Gottfried’s reading did?
~ Signora Paola
Well, you know how sneaky these Assassins are. They could be mingling with us right now – even under the guise of another fan – and we wouldn’t even know it
~ Signora Paola
Sadly, mio caro, Arno is never shirtless in AC Unity. Una vera tragedia! We can only share this:
~Claudia
Ah, it’s actually a play on “cunnilingus” but oh, I just remembered that line! Tomorrow Never Dies, right? Considering that the whole series is rife with innuendos, they were definitely also going for the whole cunnilingus word play
~ Signora Paola
Anonymous #1: You are very much welcome! As long as we have your support and your sins that constantly nourish us and this bordello then we shan’t be going anywhere else soon. 😉
@clehjett We are so happy to hear that, amico mio! It feels like you’ve levelled up from Novice to Master Assassin status, doesn’t it? 8D I think it’s safe to say that all of us had our own “humble” beginnings. Yes, even us mods! I can still remember the time when I felt so nervous submitting my first confession and I had it all written in the ask box, but it took me some time before I hit that ‘Ask’ button. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anonymous #2: Grazie mille! Assassin’s Creed definitely has one of the most beautiful video game soundtracks out there (and Signore Ezio added a few more from Da Vinci Code because they’re very reminiscent of AC). 😀
Anonymous #3: Thank you very much! We can’t wait for your confession, my friend! ♥️
Speaking of confessions, we find that our queue is thinning out a little so I have dialled down the posting schedule from 8 times to 6 times a day. If you want the bordello to post more often, then please do send us more confessions!
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Well, I daresay we need to shake your friend’s hand for focusing on the important bits – ass and sin. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Oh, so you’re the author of such ardente confessions (here & here), huh? Well, mio caro, it seems your ‘less than innocent thoughts’ made our patrons quite… aroused. I’m glad this blog has given you so much and I hope to see your more of your confessions soon, since I do really enjoy them too!
~Claudia
Claudia and I were talking a while ago about how frustrating it was that we would allow too much violence on our news and TV, but the mere suggestion of someone enjoying sex and their sexuality would be censored right away. I could go on and make pronouncements that this is probably one reason why any advanced alien civilisation that’s likely observing us right now wouldn’t want to deal with us, but I’m going to sound like I’m pontificating my own beliefs and I’d probably get side-eyed by many of you like Signore Frye here
So I’ll just give you – and all our loyal patrons here – the biggest hugs.
You are all safe here, my dears. ♥️♥️♥️
Love,
~ Signora Paola
P.S. And yes, we do have devoted lovers of Master Kenway! Just you wait, we have something brewing in the Haystack right now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)