[Anon r u my friend in real life because you sound like someone I know way back in high school who would say those exact same words, OMG]
Sometimes I feel that way, too. Some days I just wanna do a Sinday Sunday confession where IMMA GO GET ME SUM FAT-AZZ SAUSAGES UP IN DIS BIZ AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, MMMHMMMMM YEA LICK IT GOOD GURL, YEA TWERK ON IT GURL TWERK IIIIITTT OUUUTTTT
(I have a current admin confessional in the works about hot dogs…La Festa Italiana is to blame)
May he be blessed indeed…
He really is a very good looking man!
~Claudia
You’re welcome! 😉 Truth be told, I personally never had that much interest in Haytham until now, thanks to all you lovely followers. ;P So as a treat, I am currently working on a Haytham/reader fic (60s AU–Noir-inspired, and also paying homage to the James Bond series–I hope to not disappoint!).
– Ezio Auditore
I mean, there’s That Voice™, but if she doesn’t dig that FOR SHAME then
I have long artist-type fingers, but damn Jacob’s is quite a length. Interestingly, on a whim I did a search on what long, slender fingers could mean and according to this website: “Long and slim signifies more of an emotional and aggressive type of person.”
Not really a brand new information, but there ya go. We can scrutinise this further and do a complete scan of his attributes if you want~
~ Signora Paola
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That is our mission.
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– Ezio Auditore
I have to ask: How much is too much Jacob confessions? Out of (roughly) 2,000 confessions Jacob currently has about 495+ confessions about him. The one to beat is Connor’s record and he has currently 520+, so…
~ Signora Paola
Hmm, hard to say, from looking at the pictures. Without all that heavy fabric she wears, she’s probably a 34D or 32DDD (32E UK sizing) in brassières.
– Ezio Auditore
You are very much welcome, my friend! Sometimes the real world and its demands can be too much for us and we need to retreat into a safe place where we can freely share our thoughts and fantasies without any fear of being judged. ♥
And Signore Frye definitely appreciates your gratitude~
~ Signora Paola
Oh, have you answered our poll yet? It would be nice to see the male demographic be represented more on here.
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Even if you just lurk ‘for the thrills’, it’s still a valid reason to be on here. ;P I admit, sometimes I find myself laughing more than…feeling sexy from reading all the dirty secrets. ;P
– Ezio Auditore
It always warms our hearts to know that this bordello in all its naughtiness and oft-times silly nature has helped our wonderful patrons like you go through rough patches in their lives. Breakups are always devastating to deal with and we hope that this blog – which has really grown to an actual community now – will further help you in your healing process, my friend! Please don’t forget that we are here if you need someone to talk to, okay? ⊂((・▽・))⊃
~ Love from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore