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if this blog has taught me anything it’s this: There’s a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven, and i sure aint taking no stairs!

July 2, 2016

*nods sagely* And be sure to walk on that highway as if you own it, amico mio (to the tune of this song of course ;D)

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We shall join you~

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But if you would rather swagger your way towards the booty

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…That’s okay too~ ;D

~ Signora Paola

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I discovered this blog last March and I’m absolutely addicted to it! Actually I come here only to see Jacob’s confessions since I love him so much lmao but I have to admit that you keepers are… wow. And Secluded Haystack is my drug! May God Save La Rosa in Fiore! (Now, if u would excuse me, I need to confess all my dirty thoughts to Father Jacob, if u know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) love ya all xxx

July 1, 2016

Ti ringrazio tanto, dear anon! Your support and patronage is very important to us! Even if you’re just here to appreciate confessions about Jacob, we do not mind! There are plenty of sins written in his name to get by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And remember – Father Jacob is always ready to hear your sins~

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I would want to see how Ezio or Jacob would look like if they were wearing a bunny suit (you-know-the-sexy-one?). The view would be worthy of nosebleed!

June 30, 2016

I’m not certain which sexy bunny suit you are referring to.

Is it this one?

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Or this one?

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I think both these fine gentlemen would look fantastic in those heels btw

~ Signora Paola

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Headcanon: Paola is in reality an intergalactic shapeshifting cat that decided to run a bordello after visiting the Earth a few times in the past

June 30, 2016

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I’M AN INTERGALACTIC ENTI–

*clears throat* You would be mistaken, my dear. Cats are the realm of my esteemed colleague Rosa. In fact, here is her cat, Mr. Dick N Balls

And he demands that you give him all your naughty underwear.

And now… I should go. My planet bordello needs me.

~ Signora Paola

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Headcanon: I kind of think that Signora Paola would be the “Mama Bear” of the bordello. Sweetest thing in the world to her fellow assassins and followers, and a deadly force of nature to those that would mess with them.

June 30, 2016

You flatter me, my dear. ♥ I wish I could give you all a group hug. Truth be told I would rather keep the peace to detriment to my own emotions sometimes. I would rather not lose my cool because it is honestly not a pleasant sight. ;D Make love not war, I always say.

Grazie mille for your message!

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I looked into that true crime blog for a bit due to immense curiosity thinking it was something like what I’d watch on Investigation Discovery….I think I need eye bleach. I was so wrong. It’s one thing to be interested in crime and why humans can do evil it’s another to fetishize mass shooters and think they are cute or would make good boyfriends.

June 29, 2016

We added our reply under the cut just so you know; if you’re interested, please continue reading.

Honestly that’s what we first thought as well, that it’d just be an archive of serial killers’ history (because we do find crime history to be intriguing) but nope…

So many of these people believe that they’re girlfriends of ghosts/spirits of famous murderers–they call it being ‘twin flames’. I wonder WHY they always discover that their twin soul is some famous murderer, and not a lonely fisher from Cambodia….

It’s not just teen girls that are into this, but grown 20-something year old women. *shurg*

But remember, women went insane over Richard Ramirez (the infamous ‘Night Stalker’). One of his crazy fans even married him (and also landed herself in prison along with him), and threatened to commit suicide when he was executed. I even recall reading one of the responses she wrote to the fan mail that she and Richard all received, saying that it’s some kind of injustice to have him imprisoned for life due to his hard upbringing. I mean yeah it sucked he didn’t get a better life, and that could have prevented him from becoming a serial killer, but that doesn’t excuse his actions. So he must face the consequences.

She and Richard separated before he died of lymphoma, though.

Because of some strange goings on during his trial and the nature of his crimes, some people thought he was legitimately demonic–rumors that he was possessed or was the devil in disguise. If his crimes were current, I cannot imagine the ~*~edge~*~ on tumblr.

I just don’t get this at all. A lot of these men seem sweet and charming during interviews because they are sociopaths; there’s a chilling undercurrent to that charm. There are even female fans of Jeffrey Dahmer, and he was gay. Do they think he would have wanted them?

There’s a difference between finding something intriguing, or full-on fetishizing it for the sake of ~*~edge~*~ points. Personally, I found the case of Adam Lanza quite intriguing, given the whole ‘being refused treatment for his Asperger’s diagnosis by his gun-loving mother’ (who became his first kill, oh the irony). I think the relationship between his untreated diagnoses, and his secluded way of living/background in relation to what he did, is interesting and worth consideration–but not to the point of wanting to masturbate to it….

I think if any of these girls really met up with their idols in some alternate universe, they’d turn tail and run. The ones that don’t, probably deserve what they get.

– Ezio Auditore


Being attracted to the unknown, the dangerous, the risky – it’s a natural thing humans do. That’s why freak shows existed, why America’s First Nations people were paraded through Europe, etcetera. The different, the unknown. It’s why girls chose Fonzie over Richie, for example.

History shows us that there have been camp followers for almost every major male movement. Whether it’s women following armies or women attracted to men imprisoned, it happens. In most cases, this is harmless fantasizing, like how we imagine Assassins or Templar characters to ravish us on beaches, in the forests, in boudoirs, or basically anywhere it works out.

It becomes harmful when people begin being unable to separate reality from their idealized fantasies.

– Rosa

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Bloody hell, this blog has been the awakening of my dirty thoughts about Jacob and now I just can’t stop! I really need help (and a Father Jacob whom I can confess my sins to) no one among my family or friend must know this or they’ll surely think I’m insane. Love this blog xxx

June 28, 2016

I can relate, my dear anon. *nods sagely* And molte grazie for your support! Have you confessed your sins already? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

OH MY GOD Signora Paola is an amazing writer! Can’t wait for the 2nd part of Jacob’s drabble. God’s sake, I should confess my sins.

June 28, 2016

Thank you so much, my dearest anon! (´∀`)♡ That drabble took me a while to do and quite frankly it gave me a bit of anxiety because of the theme. I never wrote anything like that before and I was so conscious by the misconceptions (thanks to how it’s portrayed in some mainstream fiction -_-). Anyway, the good news is, writing everything in one go meant that you wouldn’t have to wait too long for part 2 since it’s now ready for publishing. 8D

Thank you again! It’s comments like yours that feed us writers and make us want to do more. ♥️

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous, Secluded Haystack

In the “Phone Call” fanfic on Secluded Haystack, Jacob tells the reader about the blowjob she gave him while they were driving to Vegas, soooo… why don’t you write something about it? :))) amazing blog anyways xx

June 26, 2016
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Well, now that you mentioned it… I just might, my dearest anon. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Grazie! ♥
~ Signora Paola (who has actually finished another Jacob drabble, but is still working on the art to accompany it)