We try our best, dearest anon. Although, truthfully it is a little difficult to keep going when not only has it been quieter in the fandom front, but the fact that the bordello isn’t visible anymore in Tumblr’s search is also a major reason why we think we’re not getting an influx of new users. We can only rely on our beloved patrons to either share the word that the bordello exists or reblog your lovely confessions 💖
Love,
~ Signora Paola
You know what this means, right?
Someone’s going to get a spanking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I mean, Tumblr is already on its death throes but we’re still here, still rolling, so…
Nothing will stop us from fantasising over these characters, especially censorship. Honestly, I’m just waiting for the next fandom migration. It happened before when LiveJournal practically did the same shit and Tumblr rose to replace it as the new haven for fandoms. It’s sad to see Tumblr going through the same thing but what can you do ‾_(ツ)_/‾
So keep sinning and sharing your dirty fantasies with us! We live every time we see a confession in our ask box 😉
My dearest anon,
Before I queue this, I’d like to clarify: Were you referring to Jacob? Or some other Victorian-era gentleman? Perhaps you were referring to Crawford Starrick?
~ Signora Paola
You know what they say~
I, myself, am currently in a… bind between these two
So, I can’t really judge. I completely understand the desire to be the filling of a “sibling sandwich.” Ehem.
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Benvenuto, my dear! You may send it to our e-mail secluded.haystack@gmail.com. Our rules for stories on the Haystack are the same for our rules here. Please also take the time to read our Haystack specific FAQ here.
Grazie mille!
~ Signora Paola
*nods sagely* Look at that shoulder-to-hip ratio y’all
Connor is quite frankly the prototype for Captain America. The superhuman strength, the moral convictions, the desire for justice, the stubbornness… he fits everything to a T. /o/
~ Signora Paola
Greetings anon!
First of all, we want to remind you (and everyone else) that we do have a FAQ page for many of your questions. It feels unloved every time we get a question that’s already addressed there 😉
That said, you may use the ask box to submit your confession and we will edit the image for you. If you prefer to do it yourself, you may use our submit box to send the image.
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola
My dearest anon,
The short answer is: We haven’t received plenty of confessions. There’s actually two now in the ask box, of which I plan to edit tomorrow. Now, there was a time that I would make a post reminding people to send in their confessions, but fact of the matter is – there is a huge slowdown. I believe Tumblr’s NSFW ban is one culprit. We’re not really getting new followers because our posts are invisible in the search results and anyone with safe browsing on (which is the default, I believe) simply cannot see our blog.
Another factor could be the fact that interest in the AC franchise (at least here on Tumblr) has waned as well. Maybe it is. I’m not particularly well-updated when it comes to the general fandom ;^^
Frankly, I myself do not feel the same, shall we say, risqué passion as I once have for the franchise. ;^^ Heck, I’m not even that inspired to write my own dirty confessions. Maybe our other patrons feel the same way. There will always be lulls in fandoms, and I think this is just one of them.
I’m still in the middle of playing AC Odyssey (it’s a huuuuuuuge game and it’s proving to be a little too much for a completionist like me) and while I do like Alexios and Kassandra, they haven’t quite… inspired me, you know? I’m hoping that the release of Devil May Cry 5 will kickstart my passion once again. Even though it’s a different game, sometimes inspiration can come from the most unexpected of sources.
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola
Grazie for your kind words and support, dearest anon! Truth be told it is a struggle to continue especially when we have several confessions that were flagged. Now, we never posted any images that had full-frontal nudity, but apparently Tumblr is very selective on what they’d consider inappropriate adult content. We still have porn bots (that have actually multiplied since the NSFW ban) while blogs that are harmless are getting flagged. 😒
It’s really tempting to move all together, but there’s no real mass exodus. Not yet at least. We’re going to stay here until that day happens.
Love,
~ Signora Paola