Well, if we’re talking about the number of fantasies each character has received, Connor would be second. 😉 Here’s the current Top 5:
1) Jacob (981)
2) Connor (668)
3) Ezio (365)
4) Altair and Evie (both tied at 277)
5) Edward (222)
~ Signora Paola
Oh, my sweet cinnamon roll, you have asked that question in the worst place possible. For here at @dirtyasscreedsecrets we PRIDE ourselves in fantasising about these desirable characters. That they are fictional is never an obstacle to us; we thrive in the richness of our imaginations. 😉
You were referring to this, correct? 😉
It is good that you have seen the light, my friend! Signore Auditore just exudes that unique kind of predatory sensuality when he has that hood up. One can argue that all the Assassins have that appeal – and I definitely agree ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – but Ezio’s a league of his own. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Welcome to the Brotherhood, anonimo. ;P
– Ezio
Molte grazie for your understanding, my dearest anon! Truth be told we do not want to disappoint anyone, but answering those headcanons have become quite difficult for us. 🙁 But, as mentioned, we will still be holding those ask memes occasionally because there are certain headcanon topics that we actually do want to talk about! So, please just wait for them. A prompt will be posted on a Monday (PST time), so watch out for it. ♥
First of all, our condolences. Some of us have/had animal companions as well, so we personally know how devastating it is to lose one.
And as for having a degree and majoring in an Assassin, it is a fantastic idea! Although now I wonder how to go about it. Do we just give out diplomas to our patrons who have confessed so many confessions about a particular character? Or do we make this semi-serious and have have term exams? XD Do our patrons have other suggestions? 😉
One thing’s for sure – I can already pinpoint which among our loyal patrons will graduate with honours in their chosen field. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Since everybody talk about Jacob’booty, I’ve found that *great* pic of him 😄 And, of course, it’s better when it’s in JTR DLC … 😉 Our dear Jacob is really perfect don’t ya’ think ?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now, I know 20-year-old Jacob is the epitome of virility, but I do wonder. We haven’t seen 40-year-old Jacob shirtless, so we can only imagine how much his body has changed in those 20 years. Maybe he’d have lost a bit of weight, so there’s less chub? Or maybe he’d have a bit of a Daddy chub since, given that his granddaughter Lydia was born in 1893, he already had a son who was of reproductive age during this time (1888)? What do our patrons think? 😉
Grazie for sharing, my friend!
~ Signora Paola
The current count is at 974! What we have on queue/on our WIP are 21 confessions, so I calculate that in about a week or so he’ll definitely reach 1,000 confessions.
Oh, and @sakura-kagurazaka, we can completely empathise with you! I think I speak for our other patrons here as well. 😉 If I could go with you and be the one supporting you, I would (although realistically I’d probably turn very quiet because all my English would disappear). But you need not worry! It may be intimidating at first, but from all the reports we’ve read – and from our very own Sister Teodora – Signore Amos is very chill to his fans. ^_^
Now, the reason why I’m responding to you with the anon message is I do wonder how Signore Amos would react if he finds out that Jacob has reached that 1K milestone. If he requires an explanation, it’s highly likely that since the Assassin’s Creed game franchise has always introduced new heroes yearly and the only exception is this year because of the upcoming movie, the fans haven’t exactly “moved on” to a shiny new Assassin yet.
OR perhaps the explanation is a lot simpler than that and it’s really because Jacob is just too damned irresistible that people can’t stop fantasising about him. Considering that the bordello was FLOODED with so much confessions about him during the first WEEK of release last year (to my utter chagrin back then; little did I know), this reason may have more weight. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Ti ringrazio tanto! And you are very much welcome! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ It’s always heartwarming and delightful to hear that our patrons have found this blog to be helpful (in its own little way) to their lives. I can’t speak for the other moderators, but even though moderating this blog takes some effort it has helped me keep my focus. I have the tendency to get lost in my own thoughts (which are usually very grim) when I’m idle, so I appreciate being kept busy. And this bordello has certainly kept me going! I also mentioned in the past that editing your confessions and even responding to your messages are a respite from my sometimes gruelling work schedules. ♥ So for that, I also thank you and our wonderful patrons for their enthusiasm and their continued support.
Love,
~ Signora Paola
(The confession is here to anyone who hasn’t seen it)
Indeed, there’s no shame in it! One should never feel forced or coerced into having sex for the first time. It’s frightening for those people who aren’t used to intimacy and it could bring out emotions they aren’t ready to deal with. I confess that I speak from experience; that confession actually hit a little too close to home for me. So, I can personally assure the confessor that she is not alone with her fears. ♥
One thing that I also would like to add is I highly encourage self-exploration. It would make you feel more attuned to your body, so when that time comes you would know what to tell your partner on what turns you on and where to touch you. ^_^
~ Signora Paola
We certainly try to do our best, amico mio! And if we can insert a bit of cheeky dirtiness into it then all the better. ♥
~ Signora Paola