
i was on secluded haystack and OH MY GOD EZIO’S PICTURE AJFBSDJFB WHERE IS HIS NOSE I CANT STOP SCREAMING
February 6, 2017
The name of the TV show is Workin’ Moms 😀
It’s my sincere belief that the only time Jacob would heartily say a big fat NO is when he is dared to play first person horror games, so a definite JACOB YES to sending dick pics. 👌
~ Signora Paola
I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but you are very free to submit your own, amico mio! 😉 We know it can be difficult to write something that accurately conveys how you feel about a character (or a pairing), but we don’t judge people’s writing skills here. Some of our patrons would probably consider your request but as Sister Teodora put it – behind every confession is a person with their own desires and preferences. And our last year census results not only shows that a majority of our patrons are women, but they’re also heterosexuals. Some people can write in the perspective of someone with a different gender and sexual orientation, but I understand completely if most are unable to.
Again, I highly encourage our male patrons to join and confess! Please don’t be intimidated by the sheer number of our female patrons. We always welcome variety and more male-writer confessions. ♥
~ Signora Paola
You know what treats that? MORE JACOB




Although… the side effect is your ovaries possibly reacting

For that, I have no treatment. I’m sorry. 😜
~ Signora Paola
Somehow this reminds me of all those “Desmond reliving his ancestors’ sexy times; poor Desmond” confessions. Very awkward. 😬
~ Signora Paola
Truthfully, I am pleased that we’ve got a couple of Jacob confessions inspired by it. Now that is how you inspire sinning. 😏
I’m not sure if you’ve seen the video already, but here it is. That 📦 is a 🎁

~ Signora Paola

We are very happy that our little bordello has helped you get through the past few weeks, my friend! It’s always a pleasure to hear from patrons like you. ♥ This may be the dirtiest Assassin’s Creed blog on Tumblr, but reading wonderful and appreciative comments such as yours assures us that we are doing something right.
Oh, and please do confess your own sins! We welcome new sinners with open arms ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Love,
~ Signora Paola
@thehalodiaries Perhaps next time you submit your Shay confessions, you should do them off-anon. 😉 Because if you don’t, I’m going to assume that every Shay confession we receive is from you. Why not own your own confessions, hmm?

~ Signora Paola
@castielsangel-x indeed. I do like that Mr. Starrick has been getting attention lately. 😎
Anonymous, well… Mr. Frye has over 1,100+ confessions to his name (the next one is Connor at 740+), a fact that Jacob would likely never shut up about

~ Signora Paola
