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Omg what is that tv show with paul and the dick pic i need to know for reasons and by that i mean lots of sins. (also it looks quite funny) syndicate modern au springs to mind. jacob sending dick pics and evie’s like ‘jacob no’. jacob yes amiright.

February 5, 2017

The name of the TV show is Workin’ Moms 😀

It’s my sincere belief that the only time Jacob would heartily say a big fat NO is when he is dared to play first person horror games, so a definite JACOB YES to sending dick pics. 👌

~ Signora Paola

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Hey, I really like your blog, and I know your all gals(as far as I know), so hear me out. I’d love you to write sometimes from the perspective of a male. I don’t know if you’ve ever done that before, but it’d be really neat. Can be male on male, male on female, just… please. Btw. would love to see a Edward/Jacob thing going on ;)

February 5, 2017

I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but you are very free to submit your own, amico mio! 😉 We know it can be difficult to write something that accurately conveys how you feel about a character (or a pairing), but we don’t judge people’s writing skills here. Some of our patrons would probably consider your request but as Sister Teodora put it – behind every confession is a person with their own desires and preferences. And our last year census results not only shows that a majority of our patrons are women, but they’re also heterosexuals. Some people can write in the perspective of someone with a different gender and sexual orientation, but I understand completely if most are unable to.

Again, I highly encourage our male patrons to join and confess! Please don’t be intimidated by the sheer number of our female patrons. We always welcome variety and more male-writer confessions. ♥

~ Signora Paola

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*Sees Jacob* *Wheezes*

February 5, 2017

You know what treats that? MORE JACOB

Although… the side effect is your ovaries possibly reacting

For that, I have no treatment. I’m sorry. 😜

~ Signora Paola

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Hi! Do you guys think we can get Noah Watts to read one of the Connor confessions out loud? I think it would be amazing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I was hoping you guys could signal boost the idea

February 4, 2017

*clears throat*

@thenoahwatts what do you reckon? May we get one confession?

Pretty please?

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Omg I’ve just seen the ask about the ‘package picture’ well I am now deceased 😵 (also, how is it fair that Paul is as damn sexy as Jacob? Hot damn!)

February 3, 2017

Truthfully, I am pleased that we’ve got a couple of Jacob confessions inspired by it. Now that is how you inspire sinning. 😏

I’m not sure if you’ve seen the video already, but here it is. That 📦 is a 🎁

~ Signora Paola

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DACS has become a safe haven for me from the stress of the past few weeks, and quite little else cheers me up as much as reading all the delicious, naughty little sins here and on SH – especially the Jacob Frye ones. Now I’m even starting to work up my courage to submit a sin or two, myself… ;) Thank you so much for the amazing work you do, admins ♥

February 2, 2017

We are very happy that our little bordello has helped you get through the past few weeks, my friend! It’s always a pleasure to hear from patrons like you. ♥ This may be the dirtiest Assassin’s Creed blog on Tumblr, but reading wonderful and appreciative comments such as yours assures us that we are doing something right.

Oh, and please do confess your own sins! We welcome new sinners with open arms ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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February 2, 2017

@thehalodiaries Perhaps next time you submit your Shay confessions, you should do them off-anon. 😉 Because if you don’t, I’m going to assume that every Shay confession we receive is from you. Why not own your own confessions, hmm?

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~ Signora Paola

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January 31, 2017

@castielsangel-x indeed. I do like that Mr. Starrick has been getting attention lately. 😎

Anonymous, well… Mr. Frye has over 1,100+ confessions to his name (the next one is Connor at 740+), a fact that Jacob would likely never shut up about

~ Signora Paola