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All hail Jacob Frye, the proud king of dirty asscreed confessions!

February 13, 2017
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Oh, now I really want an artwork of him sitting on a throne with, like, over a thousand “subjects” fawning over him. He’s not wearing anything but a crown maybe, and he has that smug smirk on his face

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~ Signora Paola

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For the updated confession list, I’ll need to up my Crawford Starrick game to get him higher 😉😉

February 13, 2017
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Oh, I am expecting it, my dear! I do wonder if Mr. Starrick would be able to unseat Haytham from his current place. Two dignified British men fighting for domination hmmm 😏

~ Signora Paola

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What’s with all the sudden rise in these Shay confessions? Not gonna complain a bit though; by all means, I say, keep ’em cumming

February 13, 2017

As the one who’s been editing all of these confessions, I’ve asked that question several times. 😉 However, it hasn’t come close to my disbelief and annoyance during the first month of Syndicate when we were literally receiving 10+ confessions about Jacob per day.

That said, I’m pretty sure the rise has something to do with a certain “defense squad” rallying in these parts. Don’t take it from me, though. I’m just an observer. 😎

~ Signora Paola

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I wanted to thank you lovely people for the edit of my confession on Edward’s dick attack. I submitted it, but you perfected it. I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my face. Molto bene! Grazie.

February 12, 2017

(The confession is here to any of our patrons who haven’t seen it yet!)

Always a pleasure, amico mio! Your confession was such a joy to work with! Certainly, this blog is full of sin and sexy shenanigans, but we also love it when we receive hilarious one-liner confessions such as yours. It reminds me personally why I love doing edits. ;D

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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Oh, how I wish that Steven Piovesan could read some of the Shay confessions with Shay’s voice. I think that alone would be enough to put a baby in me. XD

February 10, 2017

Perhaps someone who is active on Twitter and is following him can nudge him a little towards the right direction (ie., here)? 😉

~ Signora Paola

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The idea of Jacob terrified playing something like PT to me is reminiscent of Andy Farrant from OutsideXbox. I see a new AU: Jacob as Andy, jumping out of his skin at everything. Evie as Jane, sometimes jumping, mostly laughing at Jacob’s reactions. Henry as Mike, cool, calm and totally collected in the face of jumpscares.

February 7, 2017

Oh, you made me watch their PT playthrough! Indeed, I can clearly imagine Jacob being the “scaredy-cat” of the three, cursing up a storm at jumpscares, and occasionally throwing the controller at the screen. One wonders why he’s always the one who keeps playing these scary games when Henry doesn’t even bat an eyelash whilst Evie’s the one who’s coaching her brother it’s because Jacob wants to prove he’s totally not a coward dammit

I do get the feeling that Jacob being scared is part act (I think he’d eventually get used to scary games anyway). Why? Because he wants the viewers to “baby” him, offer him virtual hugs and kisses. And if you’re his significant other he’d come crying and shaking like a leaf to your room because he knows you’d offer to “soothe his soul,” if you get my drift. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

P.S. Now I want an AU with all the Assassins and Templars having their own YouTube channels. Who’s the top players in YouTube gaming? Who’s the YouTube make-up guru? Who’s the YouTube cook? Who’s the one who just vlogs about their life? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

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So I’m trying to write my first AC fic and I was wondering if any historians in the fandom know if fragrance/cologne existed in the assassin’s lives? Maybe not in Altair’s days but I was thinking maybe back in Jacob’s day?

February 6, 2017

idiotgangleader:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Hello there, sweetheart!

According to my information fragance/cologne/perfume exist since B.C. !
It was actually used by the Ancient Egypts back in ye olde days and was called Kyphi. They used almonds, coriander, myrtle, bergamot and several desert flowers for the scent.

Between the 16th and 17th century scents in several forms were used to cover up unpleasant smell from unfrequent bathing. It was a luxury to obtain perfume and it was extremely expensive.

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In the 18th century France, Sicily and Italy were growing aromatic plants to provide the growing perfume industry with raw materials. The use of perfume was exclusively for the rich and not the poor people and surely not for pleasantries. Covering up smells and distracting from visual blemishes were the first and only use for it. In rare occasions perfume bottles surely get stolen by thieves 😉

I hope this information helps you to write your fanfiction!

-Sister Teodora

PS: I am not a historical expert, so please correct me if I am wrong.

During the 19th century perfume was becoming more popular among the poorer classes but certainly weren’t up to quality in comparison to the more expensive stuff that the rich used.

Men’s fragrances for the middle to lower classes included herbs from teas such as bergamot and orange peels, and also fragrances made from redistilled alcohol which could be obtained by any pharmacist.

By the Victorian Era, hygiene had improved considerably as people finally figured out that bathing was good for you (before they thought it was detrimental to health) but antiperspirants had yet to be invented, so people tried to cover up body odor with a plethora of fragrances.

Thanks a lot @idiotgangleader ! <3

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To all Shay lovers: I love you guys and remember… Shay loves you too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

February 6, 2017

the-fashionable-assassin:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

You know what would make this message truly epic? If it came from Steven Piovesan himself.

/o/,
~ Signora Paola

And suddenly this on my tumblr. Glad my costume is now part of the dirtyasscreedsecrets side of Tumblr. This is fame in its purest form-

Well @the-fashionable-assassin you did upload a great gift for the community and especially for the fans of S.P.C. with this gif <3 😉

-Sister Teodora

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So I’m trying to write my first AC fic and I was wondering if any historians in the fandom know if fragrance/cologne existed in the assassin’s lives? Maybe not in Altair’s days but I was thinking maybe back in Jacob’s day?

February 6, 2017

Hello there, sweetheart!

According to my information fragance/cologne/perfume exist since B.C. !
It was actually used by the Ancient Egypts back in ye olde days and was called Kyphi. They used almonds, coriander, myrtle, bergamot and several desert flowers for the scent.

Between the 16th and 17th century scents in several forms were used to cover up unpleasant smell from unfrequent bathing. It was a luxury to obtain perfume and it was extremely expensive.

image

In the 18th century France, Sicily and Italy were growing aromatic plants to provide the growing perfume industry with raw materials. The use of perfume was exclusively for the rich and not the poor people and surely not for pleasantries. Covering up smells and distracting from visual blemishes were the first and only use for it. In rare occasions perfume bottles surely get stolen by thieves 😉

I hope this information helps you to write your fanfiction!

-Sister Teodora

PS: I am not a historical expert, so please correct me if I am wrong.