Si, si, that is expected, amico mio. But how does it feel now that you’re, ehem, a veteran? Have you mastered the art of keeping a poker face while reading the confessions here? Or do you find yourself with a semi-permanent le lenny face whenever you stumble upon our bordello?
Because I certainly do, especially when I work on your confessions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
It always warms our hearts to hear from our lovely patrons like you. Even better if this blog inspired you to join Tumblr! ♥♥♥ I’m a Tumblr “oldie” (joined 2009), but frankly I didn’t get too deep into the fandom until the bordello was formed in 2013 (and I joined the mods some time in July of that year). So, I’m always happy when I hear someone say that DACS is part of their Tumblr experience and/or that they joined Tumblr because of DACS. （*´▽｀*）
Love,
~ Signora Paola
You were referring to this, yes? 😏
Maybe one of our patrons would like to heed this anon’s request?
~ Signora Paola
And how would you, ehem, juggle these two gorgeous men during your private time together?
~ Signora Paola
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also, due to the twins’ popularity, Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate has the most number of confessions out of all the games (currently at 1644; the next is AC3 at 974). I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again – the game should be renamed Assassin’s Creed: SINdicate because it has caused so many of us to sin 😈
~ Signora Paola
Now, now, we don’t absorb any errant soul that stumbles upon our little bordello. We only… transform them into the most beautiful founts of raunchiness. 😉 And in that centre of that wellspring is us, your dutiful mods frolicking like the nymphs of old
Except we look more like this
😈😈😈
~ Signora Paola
I suppose he conquered a small amount of hearts already ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Sister Teodora
Please, don’t ever think about your confessions being ‘not great’! Some of us already find it a little challenging to write a confession about our favourite character, let alone someone we don’t know well! I know you intend to keep your resolution – and I truly admire you for doing this – but please don’t force yourself! We want people, especially our loyal patrons like you, to have fun writing confessions and never to feel that it’s a chore to do so. (´∀｀)♡
Love,
~ Signora Paola
They do look alike!
Who else thinks that Arno and J. Gyllenhaal look alike?
(I personally prefer Ben Barnes as Arnos faceclaim right now 😉 )
-Sister Teodora.
