Here you go! I’m happy you liked it! ♥
~ Signora Paola
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In literally less than half an hour I’ll be starting my exams. Oh almighty Assassins and Templars, grant me the strenght and knowledge I need!! (And maybe afterwards some reward ifyaknowwhatimean ;D ) nah but seriously Im about to piss mah pants halp
May 10, 2017You can do it! 😀 We hope you managed to survive 🙂
Apologies for the late reply @helloletmetellyouastory, but you are very much welcome! We are certain Jacob is very thrilled to hear those words and would likely want to return the favour~
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That image of Jacob used in the “Big Bad Wolf” confession is 😏👌🏻 Half closed eyes and head slightly tilted back. Thank you for the edits!
May 7, 2017You are very much welcome, dear anon! If you want to see the original edit, I posted it here 😉
~ Signora Paola
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Feel free not to publish this ask if you don’t want too. I just sent a text confession in about my birthday. It involved Ezio, Altaïr and Arno. and forgot that I can send in my own graphics. But honestly I think that kind of ruins the fun and surprise? I was just wondering if you wouldn’t mind making my post just a bit more…nsfw? It doesn’t have to be you know…FULL ON. But a little something could be fun. Ty so much! And I love this blog. Keep it up! Your hard work is so appreciated. :)
May 2, 2017Mi dispiace, but I cannot see the confession you are referring to. 😟 As for images, we will allow nsfw ones as long as the naughty bits are censored appropriately 😎
~ Signora Paola
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Can you send that Jacob picture without text, for scientific purposes :))))
May 2, 2017Is it the 40-year-old Jacob one or the one showed here? If it’s the former I’d have to redo it because I didn’t save it I should probably save all of my Jacob edits shouldn’t I
If it’s the latter, you can view it here 😉
~ Signora Paola
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Not a confession, but I want to suggest this songs if you want to write some hot stuff ;): “Milkshake” by Kelis; “Temperature” by Sean Paul; “I’m still in love with you” by Sean Paul; “Trick me” by Kelis. At least these ones inspire me to write hottie stuff ;)
April 30, 2017Grazie for your suggestions! This makes me wonder if we should have a new playlist up on the Secluded Haystack playlist. A “Songs to Sin to” playlist maybe? Since we’re using Spotify it should be easy to set it up 😉
~ Signora Paola
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Ok ladies, I’ve created a drinking game based on this site. Every time you see a confession about Jacob, you take a shot. You’ll be passed out drunk by page 2.
April 29, 2017Frankly, if you’ve been here since the height of the Jacob madness (that’ll be sometime October 2015-June 2016) you’d realise that you’d get drunk even before you hit page 2. At our peak, we were posting 12 confessions a day, and more than half of those were Jacob confessions. I remember it was a pain in my ass trying to queue them up properly because I didn’t want the bordello to be All Jacob, All the Time™.
Is it any wonder he reached 1000 confessions by October of last year?
~ Signora Paola
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After reading confessions on this blog I will never look at ac3 the same. Dammit guys IM TRYING TO PLAY BUT I KEEP GETTING REMINDED ESPECIALLY WHEN CONNOR DOES THE TREE RUNNING THING.
April 27, 2017Well, the next time you play AC3, I challenge you to have Connor do this~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),
~ Signora Paola
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Spending the last 6% of my phone’s battery life while scrolling through the secrets, (and playing Venice rooftops) it’s really a miracle that my phone isn’t overheated, because I seriously am.
April 27, 2017Do be careful when you recharge your phone. It might get really… turned on
(Let’s just ignore the fact that this isn’t a phone)
~ Signora Paola