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Secluded Haystack

Not a confession but a question: If we submitted something to the Secluded Haystack via email, how would we know when the story is published?

August 28, 2017

You just need to wait for it to be published here on DACS. If you haven’t been to the bordello for a while and you don’t want to wade through pages and pages of confessions, you can bookmark this tag to keep track.

~ Signora Paola

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Used to be I sent in two confessions a day. Now I can’t even get my lady boner up anymore. It’s been a rough year 😭

August 27, 2017

I’m so sorry you’re going through such a tough time, my friend. It happens to the best of us *hugs* Perhaps you’ll find your inspiration in the most unexpected of times.

Love,
~ Signora Paola

P.S. This reminds me – I should get back to inspiring all of you with the Sinful Gif Day posts. It’s just been incredibly difficult to look for those gifs recently and it’s further impeded by my lousy internet connection. I feel like I’m living in the days of 28K dial-up connection. 😒

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Hello dear ladies! Did you miss me? I’m back to give you more confessions because I have so many ideas already in my mind. Maybe I get some inspiration from here when I have special fun with my man. Oh yes we have done it so many times that I can’t keep even count ;)

August 26, 2017

We’re glad to hear of your sexy adventures, though now I wonder if the bordello’s been any help at all 😉

Looking forward to your new confessions~ o((*^▽^*))o

~ Signora Paola

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Not really sin if you didn’t know that Francisco Randez( the face modal for Desmond) sang the song “Avant” in a band? That’s a frickin sexy song

August 25, 2017

Thank you for reminding us that this music video exists, dear anon. 😏 This makes me wish for more sexy rock band AU confessions. Surely, there’s someone who would write a companion to my Jacob as a drummer confession? Desmond as vocalist, Ezio as guitarist, etc? 😉

~ Signora Paola

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I’m ace, but I really love this blog 😍 why is it only fictional men are sexually attractive to me?

August 25, 2017

Much apologies for the delay in response, but I think you are not the only one! Show of hands, anyone? 😘

~ Signora Paola (who is beginning to suspect that she may be on the ace spectrum as well)

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Not a confession! I just wanted to ask if the Bordello is getting a good number of birthday confessions for our beloved Arno? I know he’s not as popular as Jacob, but us Adorians gotta stick together. I’m thinking about turning two confessions for Arno or making it one big ass one myself xD Who knows? Anyways, keep up the good work on the blog and a – very – happy birthday for the frenchie <3 I promise to come share the sins.

August 24, 2017

At the moment, we have 14. 😊 Our queue only posts 4 confessions a day so I’m making sure to schedule the rest accordingly (which is why I’m also very particular with these confessions coming in advance so I can schedule them properly).

It’s up to you whether you want to submit two or a long one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Personally, I’m all for the quality not the quantity. 😉 One can say “I want to be Arno’s birthday present’ in a gazillion ways, but to give it more detail and to make it titillating even to a non-Arno fan (such as myself) makes a much more interesting confession, yes? ;D

~ Signora Paola

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Not a confession but I want to apologise about the abundance of Crawford sinning coming your way! *sorrynotsorry* 😉😍

August 18, 2017

Fun fact: I’m currently in my work place right now and I’m working on your confessions. All your confessions.

The things I do for you people.

~ Signora Paola (who is already done with her work load for the week anyway, so no need to feel guilty~)

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Hello lovely admins <3 Is Porn Star Status still a thing? Just asking bc my confession about Shay (the one with the gif, which is amazing btw) has got more than 69 notes now :)

August 15, 2017

Done! Grazie for the heads-up! We usually check monthly, but it could get difficult to track sometimes ;^^ Congratulations on your confession hitting porn star status! ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola