
I don’t really see it, my dear anon. Frankly, he looks more like Luke Perry to me 😀

~ Signora Paola
I don’t really see it, my dear anon. Frankly, he looks more like Luke Perry to me 😀
~ Signora Paola
Yes, he does, but some of our patrons (and a few of our mods) had issues with the nature of the confessions involving him (which almost always involved his violence). Ubisoft’s take may be fictional, but he was still a real person who committed very grotesque crimes. The content of those confessions proved to be triggering for some of us who had experienced physical, mental, emotional and sexual abuse.
That said, however, there is a blog made specifically for Jack the Ripper confessions so you are very free to confess there. 😀
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola
“your other gift is upstairs”
Anon, you surely can’t stop there. What happens after you and Connor go upstairs? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also, this is a little late but we would like to greet you a very happy birthday! 🎉🎉🎉 You may not be expecting this kind of reply to your confession, but since we are a dirty confessions page, we thrive in the smut. The dirtier it is, the better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don’t get me wrong – I understand that first timers such as yourself have some difficulty writing the dirty stuff (and English not being your native language is also an obstacle). That’s why we hope that reading the confessions in the Connor tag may help you get more inspired. 😘
Again, happy birthday and we hope to hear more confessions from you soon!
~ Signora Paola
Anon, I might sound very rough and mean but your confession did not look like being written with a bad English knowledge, since its almost grammatically correct (and writing this message really bad on purpose (probably) doesn’t make it better).
I can understand it very well if you wanted something special for your birthday but if you follow us for quite a while (even if it’s only for a few days) you should always read the FAQ (Frequent Answer and Questions) first.
You can’t expect your confession to come up very soon, probably in 2-3 days maybe but not earlier.
Best regards,
Sister Teodora
To the anon that sent us this confession, I am (yet again) confuzzled as to which Captain Kenway you are referring to. Is it Edward or Connor? 😅
~ Signora Paola
You’re very much welcome, dear anon! While we primarily do our work here for the love (and desire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) of our beloved Assassins and Templars, we are also very much inspired by your support and appreciation. ♥
Love,
~ Signora Paola
And in huge part because y’all keep sending Arno confessions and I was growing concerned that I would be reusing the same images over and over again. With my own footage, I can control things. The possibilities are endless.
~ Signora Paola, who did the same thing with Syndicate when she swore off the AC franchise all together (and got roped back in because of one very beguiling gang leader)
Every time we receive a ton of Arno confessions, I am always reminded of that very dark time in 2014 to mid 2015 where La Rosa in Fiore very nearly closed its doors because of inactivity. We were lucky when we received a confession in a week. We were posting one confession in a day and there would be days that we wouldn’t post anything at all.
I mention this because that timeline coincided with Unity’s release. Most of the mods back then (even yours truly) were burned out by the fandom and we just didn’t have the drive to keep the bordello up and running anymore. We weren’t getting confessions, the community engagement was reduced to nearly zero, so while I didn’t want to completely close down the bordello I really wanted to quit. The only thing that held me back was being recently appointed as the head moderator. It wouldn’t look good if I quitted less than a year after the appointment 😅 So, I held on, was absolutely flummoxed at huge spike of activity by the time Syndicate was released, but still told myself, “I’ll quit by January 2016.”
And yet… I’m still here. 🤣 (Pretty sure most of you know that story already)
So, seeing this huge spike of Arno love three years after the game was released is both baffling and heartening. He may not be my favourite, but I do – or rather – did feel sad that he was one of the least appreciated lead characters. I don’t mind making confessions for Arno, but it’s honestly just a little bit of an ordeal to queue them up and striking that balance. 😅 So, I appreciate that you are willing to wait for your confessions to show up because…. *looks at the bordello’s draft box with the other Arno confessions waiting to be queued* There’s quite a line 😆
😏,
~ Signora Paola
Perhaps you should lead the Federico love and confess more sins to his name? 😉 Sometimes, all it needs is a subtle push to get the confessions going.
I’ve seen it happen to some characters. Either there’s a resurgence of love that happened somewhere or there is a group of devoted fans who have taken it upon themselves to increase the confession count of their favourite character (I’m looking at you, Arno fans 😉).
~ Signora Paola
Oh, my dearest nonnie! I am going to find you and give you the biggest hug I can give to anyone!
With joy filling my little heart, I want you to know that the feeling is mutual for a lot of the patrons here at the Rosa in Fiore. Afterall, we all love these wonderful Assassins and that is why we are all here!
I do agree with you that these Assassins do make one feel safe and warm and I am glad they have that effect on you (and many others like you). And I dare say, a lot of our patrons can relate to their favourite assassins (and Templars) 😀
On behalf of everybody here at the Rosa in Fiore, I would also like to thank you for sending this wonderful message! It had certainly made our day and I cannot thank you enough for it! :’)
I hope you have a good day, dear nonnie and you are more than welcome to send in your dirty confessions.
Lots of love to you, Nonnie!
Annetta <3