I hope this is good enough (I had to retake it as I didn’t save the original ;^^)

Do you mean to say, you’d want to submit it right now? It’s no problem 😘 We will still schedule it on the day of your birthday (unless you want it posted right away).
There is no need to feel embarrassed, my dear. Grazie for taking the time to send us this very sweet and thoughtful message. ♥️
I find it very heartening to see whenever I hear or read about someone preferring a normal, “attainable” body type more than the glorified “ideal” one. I truly believe that media has warped our self-perception so much that we strive for something that can never exist. And those so-called “fitspiration” models you see on social media sites tend to exacerbate the problem.
Jacob may be fictional, but I think he’s a great example of a man who you know is not overly strict with his diet (heck, he drinks!), but he’s still healthy and very fit because of what he’s doing. I’m not saying that one should start studying parkour or boxing, though! Just that looking normal is perfectly okay… and that there are women (and men) who much prefer it that way! 🤗
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Molte grazie and from the bottom of our hearts, we thank each and one of you for supporting us in 2017 (and the past 4 years DACS has been in existence). Without you and your continued patronage, we would’ve never gotten this far. ❤️❤️❤️
Here’s to a prosperous (and naughty) 2018!
Love,
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
As a Shay lover myself, I am most pleased with this good news! Keep the Shay confessions coming, dearest patron(s)! ;D
~ Assistant Nellie ♥
It’s great to hear from you, my dear! We missed you (and your Starrick confessions)! 😘 You’d be happy to know that in your absence the lovely @catzdoe has been showing much Starrick love 😏
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Hmmm, indeed~
Having gone to the gym for over a year – and being very serious with it for the past 7 months now – I can say with certainty that those much drooled-over rock hard abs are overrated. Sure, they’re nice to look at (if that’s your sort of thing), but they are not a good indication of health and strength. One needs a very low amount of body fat for those muscles to show, so at some point it becomes unhealthy to maintain that kind of physique all year round.
It makes me really appreciate what Ubisoft is doing with these fictional men. They’re very fit, but their bodies are, shall we say, “attainable,” and not something that could actually be easy to exaggerate with Photoshop and Instagram filters.
~ Signora Paola
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You’re welcome. Here’s the original image (and here’s the confession for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet)
So. Who among the Assassins do you think the man in this image looks similar to? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Molte grazie for your very kind message, dear @grumpyassassin! Your delicious sins nourish us certainly, but knowing that our bordello and hard work is appreciated makes everything worthwhile. (*´▽`*)
Love,
~ Signora Paola