Sorry, but I can’t help but reblog this. It’s relevant to this blog, alright?
I find it amusing that people don’t realize that when you model a 3D character, whether for a video game or a movie, you have to model EVERYTHING. How else do you think they get the clothes animations to worm with their bodies?
Ezio: ‘My pene is only tiny because it’s in flaccid state.’
Guess who’s come out of their retirement and has just joined our ranks once again?
That’s right, the one and only: Ezio Auditore da Firenze!
Personal note: The one taking the role of Ezio is @haytham-senpai, the original Signora Paola and the delightful founder of this blog. Yes, without her own sinfulness this blog wouldn’t have existed in the first place! ♥️ It is with utmost happiness for the rest of us mods that she has come back to us! (You can read the whole story of the inception of DACS here if you haven’t already.)
Please welcome @haytham-senpai (and Ezio) back with your warmest greetings!
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Grazie, grazie!
This will be bene, very bene bene va bene perfetto ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ~
Si si molto bene for my pene~
(On a serious note: Aaaaahhh thank you all for the warm welcome back greetings! ;A; Ah yes I’ve clearly missed out on a lot of good things while I was away from tumblr. Fellow admins convinced me to come back from my ‘retirement’, all thanks to the madness that happened when I heard that Noah Watts, Paul Amos, and even Loomer has mentioned us before in their podcast…or at least reblogged one of our stuff before…I still don’t know whether to be embarrassed by that or flattered, ahaha *forever blushing*
Yes I have to admit, I miss all you crazy fans of this blog, too. Without you, this blog won’t be where it is today. I just help to make it a better place for everyone to have fun with dirty secrets. ;D)
It’s back with a vengeance and, oh my, is it more brutal! No repeat votes allowed, only one poll for everyone… you better get ready for this! The Lord of the AssasSINS (ver 2.0) is the tournament where you, our dear patrons, will get to decide which male Assassin (or renegade Templar) brings you to your knees with the power of his sheer voice alone!
The top 10 sinners countries visiting Secluded Haystack so far. Pretty sure 75% of the Philippine traffic comes from me *coughs*
(Also very curious RE that ‘unknown’ country)
We’ve got about over a thousand visits now ever since the Haystack opened. Thank you so much for your support! ⁽(◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑)⁽ Come and give us a wave hello, you beautiful sinners.
As always, if you want to submit your own extended confession, please refer to this page!
~ Signora Paola (who, thanks to the song in the video, is now reminded to answer those messages in the inbox asking how each Assassin gives dirty talk)
