How to smut – The Bare Bones.
So it’s that time – you and your partner are getting hot and heavy but where to from here? Maybe you’ve never written smut before, or maybe you’re just feeling awkward about it this time. Maybe you’re a narwhal and don’t know how to romance a woman – in which case I’ll ask how you manage to work a computer in the deep blue sea… Either way, hopefully this will help.
In this first section, I’m going to go over the bare bones of writing smut. The build up, the undressing, the foreplay, the main event – but all in the most simplistic of ways. This is going to have… crude language, references to naughty bits and the word nipple…
Read more at your own discretion.
This guide is going to be very simple, because I’m not going to go into dynamics – they’re different for everyone. I’m just going to teach you terms and give you different perspectives, so you can pick and choose your character better. This might also help a little if you’re actually interested in the lifestyle. I can’t go over rules, because all Dom/me’s are different and they’re going to have their OWN rules. I’m also not going to go over ALL kinks, you can find a great list here. Also keep in mind this is all written from MY point of view as a Dominant.
- Basic Terms. ( BDSM, SSC, RACK )
- Different types of Dom’s (Daddy Doms, Masters, Gorean, Saddists)
- Different types of submissives (Pets, slaves, kittens, babygirls)
- Limits – soft limits, hard limits, and why they need to be respected.
do you ever get confessions so weird you just… have to sit for a second and ponder where humanity went wrong?
June 29, 2016Yes. -edi
This is us like 25% of the time. The other 25% is spent laughing at the most insane confessions, the other 25% spent feeling horny at the sexiest secrets, and the last 25%…goes to…wherever. ;P
We often get questions from our patrons about what our head canons are for other characters – how about *you* guys send us your head canons about the workers of this bordello? 😉
– from all of us at Rosa in Fiore
reblogging this again because we received *no* answers for this! We hope that our patrons have some nice head-canons to come up with this time!
So this is how Ezio gets the ladies?
How else would I do it?
– Ezio Auditore
Eyefucking you.
I can’t help but notice his nostrils HAHAHA
Mia signora, my nose makes the ladies go round once I get down there and get dirty.
– Ezio Auditore
‘I wanna go down on Ezio and do such a good job that he says “molto bene on my pene”.’
Caption aside, I want that photo.
#I DON’T NORMALLY REBLOG THESE #BUT OH MY GOD #THAT IS BOTH THE BEST AND WORST THING TO HEAR WHILE GIVING A BLOWJOB #LIKE LEGIT HOW WOULD YOU NOT BURST INTO LAUGHTER IMMEDIATELY

– Ezio Auditore