It’s that time of the year again where our hard work has paid off and we’ve actually gone ahead of our confessional list, and now we don’t have any confessions waiting to be heard! We at the bordello desire to do what we do best – and that is to serve your dirtiest secrets. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
During the past few days, we admins have been a little worried by some messages (a few of them submitted as confessions even) we’ve been getting from a few anons. We also noticed, while reading the results of certain polls in our poll account, that we also get some very concerning complaints on there about how people’s head-canons for certain characters.
We also noticed that other dirty confessional blogs–heck even our affiliate, @dirtybiowareconfessions–hardly get these kinds of problems. Said problem being how we and a lot of patrons accept, post, reblog, etc. dirty and sexual things–given the obvious nature of this blog. Somehow this causes others to become uncomfortable and thus send us vague messages about their complaint or even worse, start “vague-blogging” about it.
Please remember that we are already doing our best to compromise on this blog, to give everyone the most content as possible while still remaining to our core of being a dirty secrets blog.
Once we start getting requests of adding on other things, or someone “vague-blogging” their complaint about how others view characters in a sexual way, it starts to become overwhelming.
Just because the general populace here views characters sexually, doesn’t mean that they don’t view them to be sweet and fluffy as well. You can have both!
Obviously, due to the dirty topic of this blog, sexual fantasies, head-canons, etc. will be emphasized all the time. We are a dirty secrets blog first and foremost, and will always be. Any requests to be more than that will just veer the blog off-topic.
If this makes you uncomfortable, then we’re sorry to say, but perhaps you are better off following a different blog. In fact, the following are always open to accepting fluffy confessions:
In fact, any of these blogs will be more than happy to have someone help them out with editing and publishing fluffy confessions! So instead of complaining, why not do something to alleviate those problems? You get your fluffy confessions posted, and these blogs get more of them, which makes both you and them happy. A win-win situation all around!
This helps to foster camaraderie with other AC communities, as well as lessening the work and burden on us admins. If you are not satisfied with what these blogs offer, then there is always the option to create your own community. A good example is the Dirty Jack the Ripper blog–heck, we even promoted them a while back! If you make a fluffy AC blog, we will be more than happy to promote and even partner with you!!!!!!!
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This is what happened to our former affiliate, Assassin’s Creed Sex-canons. A patron of ours took it in his hands to make a dirty head-canons blog. We stopped accepting dirty head-canon confessions a while back in order to lesson our workload and help grow that blog. We help each other out in the community instead of complaining, as it’s a win-win situation all around. The only reason why we even accept dirty head-canon confessions now is because that blog became inactive, and no one else is willing to step up and make a new one.
And when no one steps up, all the burden goes back to us, and we lose the essence of what @dirtyasscreedsecrets is really supposed to be about.
From the beginning, we have always been about looking out for our own and helping each other out in the AC Community–this includes not only helping our followers, but other AC blogs as well.
So please, help your comrades out by doing your part to make our experience and everyone else’s an overall pleasant one! Contribute other blogs, make your own, etc.
The less complaints we get about this, the better.
P L E A S E. (;_;)
Sincerely,
– Paola, Ezio, Claudia, Caterina, Rosa, Teodora, and Fiora.
Imagine being busy with something when your favourite character enters the room with some kind of drink in their hand.
“What are you doing?” they ask you. As you give them your answer, they lean against the door frame and try to give you a charming smile and sexy look. “How about you do me instead?” they say with a wink, smirking at you before taking a sip of their beverage. Very pleased with themselves, they accidentally snort and choke on the drink and start coughing as they spit out some of it and it rolls down their chin and gets on their clothes.
Very flustered, they blush, mutter something and quickly leave the room.
Imagine your favorite character as your personal fitness trainer. Your workout includes things like crunching for kisses, push ups over their crotch, and squats over their mouth. They praise you a lot and reward you with orgasms.
Imagine your favorite character as a god, full of themselves, but you just won’t have it. They get fed up, shove you into the nearest wall and say, “I am a god, and you will worship me.” All you have to say is: Take me to church.
