Since we’ve got several cross over confessions involving the characters of Final Fantasy XV (and since some of your mods are currently enjoying the game and very much into some of its characters 😏), we thought some of our patrons would love to see and submit their own dirty confessions about FFXV.
So, what are you waiting for? Warp over at @dirtyffxvconfession to come up with new recipehs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He’s got that ancient roman god sculpure-like body and thinking about it drives me insane. I want to explore him everywhere; maybe with my hands, maybe with my lips…
Searching for a blog that serves your Connor-Kenway-driven needs? Go over to @iloveratohnhaketon and savour their thoughts and appreciation about North Americas favourite character! 🙂
So we noticed that the Dirty DC Comics blog that we have on our ‘Other Dirty Blogs’ list is no longer active; we were able to find one that is active! So if you have any sexy fantasies about Poison Ivy, Batman, Superman, Catwoman, etc. Send them over to Dirty DC Secrets!
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Yep, this is it–Noah Watts (Connor’s voice actor) is live again (playing Mass Effect still and now having a hard time getting Liara, lol–help him out if you can! u3u), and has mentioned our blog on his live stream!
There was also a lot of chatter about food porn…lots and lots of food… Porn lol
I think, we admins can die crazy forever…we don’t know what to think about this…
WHY NOAH WHY lol
Well we’ve had ‘Dirty Avengers Secrets’ on our ‘Other dirty blogs’ list before, but didn’t know that one for the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe existed as well.
And now that Captain America: Civil War is in full swing and getting everyone active about the MCU again, now is the greatest time for you to submit your sexiest fantasies about the Marvel film characters.
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Dirty Game of Thrones Confessions
We’ve got some cross-over confessions earlier that involved GoT characters. So we thought, now that the show is back in full swing and full of wonderful spoilers lol, this would be a great time to put Dirty Game of Thrones Secrets on our “other dirty blogs” list.
I wonder what juicy secrets the Realm has for me today…
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Considering the nature of the books and show, it’s only natural the citizens of Westeros would have dirty secrets about each other.
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This blog is active and has been around a lot longer than ours. They even got a mention on Buzzfeed (warning: a lot of the comments are negative)!
So go ahead–confess.
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We would like to welcome our newest ally, the Shaaaaaymeful Assassin’s Creed Puns blog!
Get it? Shayemful?
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If you have any witty puns for the Assassin’s Creed franchise, then head on over to Shaymeful AC Puns and submit them!
I masturbate imagining Ezio or Connor’s head between my legs; the orgasms I get are doubly wonderful, too.
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I think now is a good time to mention the affiliation with our brothers and sisters over at Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets-n