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Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions

March 2, 2013

“I like to think that Connor has a musky, warm, pine cone scent to him, with a hint of mesquite if you kiss him deeply.”

Confessions

February 16, 2013

‘I think Connor is so beautiful. I want to watch him come undone beneath my hands, back arching gorgeously and screaming in his native tongue. I would give anything to see that.’
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Confessions, Paola's Choice

February 15, 2013

Altaïr’s deep, dark voice in the first game sends shivers down my spine, especially when he said stuff like, “I’m yours to command, master.”
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Confessions

February 11, 2013

‘You can hear a trace of Altaïr’s Syrian accent when he says, “[Souk al-Silaah]”. Damn that turns me on.’
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Confessions

February 6, 2013

‘I would turn to the dark side (aka become a Templar) if fucking Haytham Kenway came as part of the package. I would happily be his sex slave and do anything he asked for in that sexy voice of his—anything.’
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Confessions

February 1, 2013

‘I want to kiss and stroke all of Connor’s battle scars while he makes love to me in the same cave his [that] father and mother did.’

Confessions

February 1, 2013

‘The way that Altaïr psychotically smirks when he slays an enemy just turns me on like no other.’
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January 28, 2013

‘Haytham is such a DILF (Dad I’d like to F****).’

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January 26, 2013

‘Remember that line where Faulkner said, “You are a fast learner!” and Connor replied, “Provided something interests me…”? Well, I’d like to think that Connor would be a fast learner in bed.’

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January 25, 2013

‘I really just want Altaïr and Malik to double team me.’
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