‘Yes but can you imagine submissive Haytham. Being tied up panting, sweating, shaking, pleading begging for you to let him cum… I can’t think of anything better’
You all are killing me. Sometimes, I wish you all would write drabbles of all these fantasies of yours. 😉 *Rosa
‘Connor is one of those guys you can tell has a huge cock just by looking at him.’
‘I have a fantasy where Connor in his wolf hood and gear finds me bathing in a stream naked. And he can’t help but rub his cock. When he nears his limit though, all hell breaks loose and he emerges from the bushes suddenly, and takes me hard and fast right there in the water without a word. He’d grunt and snarl and basically fuck me like an animal. He’d get hard afterwards too, and want to do it again and again.’
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‘I want to suck/bite Connor’s bottom lip and tongue kiss him while jerking him off and him fingering me.’
‘Ezio and Dante. Just think about it :)’
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Oh, anon, I approve. Dante was my paramour for so long and only the charms of Ezio lured me away. I certainly would not mind watching two of my former lovers do the dance of seduction to each other if only to amuse myself who would say the cheesiest lines. <3
~ Sister Teodora
‘I like to call Ezio’s pene “The Extra Spicy Italian Sausage”–and I’m not even sorry. I also call Connor’s “The American Hotdog”; Altaïr’s will always be “The Hot Beef Shish Kebab”. Arno’s is obviously “The Baguette” or perhaps “The Frankfort”, seeing as he’s also Austrian. Haytham’s is “The Banger” since he’s English. I have yet to come up with a nickname for Edward’s…’
I told you I would do something special for you, anon. Although you nearly made me get in trouble for it thanks to mio marito looking over my shoulder when I was editing this…
–Signora Paola
“I like to imagine being trained by Altair and after a good beaten up in the training he would sneak into my room in Masyaf at night and made love to me so tenderly whispering every now and then “sorry” apologizing for the bruises and brusqueness, he would be a total sweetheart in bed. <3”
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‘I wanna go down on Ezio and do such a good job that he says “molto bene on my pene”.’
‘I want Nicholas Biddle to piddle on my tittles.’
‘I want Connor to bury his dick so deep in me whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.’
Blame my sudden desire to turn every Fabio cover I see into a torrid Assassin romance novel for this. *coughs* (‘-’*)
~ Sister Teodora