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Confessions, Paola's Choice

January 11, 2016

‘I’m asexual but of course I can find people aesthetically, romantically and sensually attractive. But for all the sexual people: I can see how much the Assassin’s Creed franchises tortures you with all these hot characters and must leave you sexually frustrated because my god they are attractive. My favourites are probably Connor, Aveline, Evie, Ned Wynert, Jacob and Edward but I can see how you must be frustrated.’

This edit is partly inspired by those otome games. Wouldn’t it be lovely if there’s an actual video game where all you need to do is romance one of the Assassins (and the climax of the story is when you both climax *coughs*)? ;D

~ Signora Paola

Confessions, Paola's Choice

January 11, 2016

“Has anyone else noticed Jacob’s GORGEOUS neck? I love how all of Jacob’s outfit options display his beautiful neck (and just the slightest bit of collarbone occasionally). It’s super distracting sometimes because I start to fantasize about savagely kissing and licking his neck everywhere from just under his jaw, all along his shoulders, and across his chest. Hearing his moans and shivering breath turns me on so much my face burns”.

 

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Confessions, Paola's Choice

January 11, 2016

I feel like Ezio and Jacob would know how to give women pure blissful pleasure, not with just sex but with foreplay too. They just know which areas of the body to touch and which sexual positions to use that will give the most euphoric feeling that will leave their partners completely satisfied. If I can have sex with the both of them (either a threesome or individually), that would be a night of pure rapture, and I will enjoy every single minute of it. ;D
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Confessions

January 10, 2016

‘Ever since I played Syndicate I’ve become obsessed with Jacob Frye. I’ve had the most amazing orgasms that make my head spin thinking about him eating me out and thrusting himself into me, and the thought of his husky moaning into my neck makes my blood feel like it’s on fire. He’s so intensely sexual, I get aroused just looking at him walking in the streets of London.’

Confessions, Paola's Choice

January 10, 2016

‘Can you imagine, after a long and passionate lovemaking session, you and Connor are trying to catch your breath while you’re lying half on top of him. You can feel his chest rise and feel and you stroke it, feeling the scars and ridges on it. You feel sated and loved in his arms.’

Confessions

January 10, 2016

‘I would give anything to be in the Rooks. On our way to a mission, Jacob would pull over the carriage, get in with me, and take me slowly and passionately, making sure no passers-by hear us. The thought of something like that arouses me so much.’

Confessions, Pairings, Paola's Choice

January 9, 2016

‘No one can convince me otherwise that at some point in time Jacob accidentally walked in on Evie and Henry fucking, probably on the train. His and Evie’s reaction would be hilarious.’

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Mi dispiace for the lack of Evie, but I had to use this screenshot. Henry looks pleased as a pie while Jacob looks positively horror-stricken at what you just said, anon ಠﭛಠ

~ Signora Paola

Confessions

January 9, 2016

‘I’d like to think that Jacob is a virgin, who pretends to get all the ladies but really just fantasizes about it while jacking off.’

Confessions

January 9, 2016

‘What I wouldn’t give for sexual-veteran Ezio, perhaps Brotherhood version, to instruct naïve-virgin Ratonhnhaké:ton in the proper way to thoroughly please a lady, using me for a teaching tool slash visual aid. I would be MORE than happy to assist in this, ahem, ‘educational’ endeavor.’

Confessions, Paola's Choice

January 8, 2016

‘I deliberately chose to not to give Jacob the intimidation skill, just so I can listen to his growling threats. I imagine he’s whispering them into my ears, his stubble grazing my cheek and neck, telling me to stay quiet, all while doing the most naughty things to me – and me, trying to bite down on my cries and swallow my moans and obey him….’

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Good to know I was not the only who went through great lengths just to hear what he had to say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola