‘I want Kassandra to lift me up and raw me against a wall so hard that
Zeus himself comes down and says “Isn’t that a bit excessive?"’
‘I find myself falling for Jacob’s gaze everyday. Him teasing me with gaze makes me weak in knees til the point I want him to fuck me until I can’t walk and have him whisper something in his raspy voice that send chills down my spine.’
Confession [@assassinscreedgamer]
‘Thank you Ubisoft for giving us Towel!Bayek, Fight Club!Frye Twins, Athos Duel Shirt!Arno, Spear Fishing!Edward and ToKW!Ratonhnhaké:ton … all this generous fan service is great for the imagination, and making it a lot easier to think up sweet sinful confessions!’
Oh, yes, praise be to Ubisoft indeed. 🙌🙏🛐
Imagine Jacob blindfolding you and brushing his nose against your skin, breathing in your scent and exhaling slowly. When would you lose all control? When you feel his breath against the curve of your neck, his stubble grazing on that sensitive patch of skin ever-so-slightly? Or would you lose it when you feel his breath against your inner thighs, and you’re so wet at the thought of him seeing and smelling how ready you are for him? Or would it be when you feel and hear that breath at the back of your ear, almost purring, sending shivers down your spine with every exhale he does?
Or maybe, after Jacob has done all of these, you’d lose control when he utters in a very low, husky voice: “I’m yours.”
‘I’m convinced that Jacob’s “Jacob Frye…at your service” was 99% seduction. I don’t ship Pearl and Jacob but oh boy nobody can convince me otherwise that he would use everything to his advantage to lure enemies to him. I mean come on his delivery is SCREAMING sex. He’s like the male version of the femme fatale. He can bring disaster to every man and woman he meets and seduces. He’s like James Bond except he doesn’t need a Bond Girl to sex things up. He can do it all on his own thank you.’
In case you haven’t heard the separate audio file yet, here it is 😏
I’d go to London for the dick.
I’d become an assassin for the dick.
I’d buy all the hats for the dick.
I’d fight Roth for the dick.
I’d kill Templars for the dick aye!
I’d join the rooks for the dick,
wear green
kill blighters
save children for the dick ayeee.
I’d fuck ‘em for the dick hey!
We’d do it all for Jacob’s dick
#ForTheDickChallenge
‘Haytham birthday confession: Hey Haytham, I wanna fuck your son.’
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I don’t think Master Kenway would appreciate that very much, dear anon. I would be careful when you go to sleep tonight. 😈
~ Signora Paola
‘The way Arno rolls his hips when he walks makes my mind go wild. I can easily imagine how they would move between my thighs. Oh mon dieu…’
Confession [@voca-princess]
‘Much has been said about his voice, but can you imagine how Jacob would sound like when he’s giving you oral? Because I can’t imagine him being quiet while he’s doing it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I bet he’d make the dirtiest type of growls. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
Jacob knows fully well that it doesn’t take him much to arouse you. He doesn’t even need to touch you; he *knows* that when he drops the tone of his voice just right, when he adds that velvety purr at the end of his sentence, that he has you under his spell and you are already wet for him. And while you have no complaints, sometimes you think it’s unfair how easy it is for him to get you all worked up.
So you make a bet with him: “Don’t use your voice when you’re seducing me. And no touching either. I bet I wouldn’t be begging you to fuck me in ten minutes.”
He quirks an eyebrow. “Somehow I doubt that.”
You get mildly annoyed at how dismissive he sounds. “Jacob.”
“Oh, no, you’re using that tone. You’re serious.”
“You’re damned right I am!”
“Sooooo you want me to seduce you without using my voice and hands? Are you sure you want to do this, love?” He sounds *delighted*, not at all what you’re expecting. You expect him to sound not very enthused with the idea of not being able to use his most lethal weapons of seduction™ to his advantage. Jacob Frye seducing you without his voice and touch? It sounds impossible.
….Until you realise, a day later, that Jacob Frye seducing you with him breathing on your ear is even *worse* (or better, depending on how you look at it) than his voice. Here you are, legs trembling and hunched over your desk while Jacob is kneeling behind you. He takes deep breaths, his nose just a few inches from your ear, and exhales slowly. No touching, no talking as agreed upon. And yet… you bite your bottom lip hard while you clench your thighs, in utter disbelief at the intense waves of arousal coursing through you. There’s just no way you’d be begging… you glance at your clock. Fuck. It’s been only 3 minutes. The next 7 minutes is going to be a nightmare.
Who would’ve thought that Jacob Frye breathing on your ear can leave you so wet and wanting for him? Maybe you should’ve clarified that you didn’t want him to make any *sound*, period.