‘Imagine being stuck in a love triangle with Jacob and Arno. No matter what kind of competition they have, it always ends in a draw. The two decided to settle the score with a new way – by having a threesome with you. Whose name you moan first, wins.’
‘I cannot get how Jacob Frye can make me wet just by looking at him.’
‘I want Arno as my husband for sweet and lovely sex and Jacob as my lover for savage sex against the wall… Is too much to ask?’
‘Since Jacob has been getting lots of confessions I have been fantasizing about him as a desire demon. In real world you run into him and apologize blushing fiercely which makes him chuckle seductively. But when you’re sleeping he enters in your dreams in his demon form so he could seduce you properly and making you his by fucking you hard. Dear Lord Jacob is practically part of Hell to be honest…’
Confession [x]
Isn’t it unfair that Dragon Age has only shown us how female desire demons look like? Thankfully, the fandom has fanart like this to give us an idea how the male counterpart looks. 8D And when you listen to how the female sounds like can you even imagine how sultry a Jacob desire demon would sound? Good luck resisting that. (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
~ Signora Paola
“Connor’s voice in the DLC gets me all hot and bothered. Especially when he shouts “Tell the truth, dammit!” in the civil unrest mission and “Take it! TAKE IT!” in the throne room scene. All that aggression… I would love to see that in action.”
[X]
“I can’t see Jacob as an overly aggressive lover. He’s the kind of guy who would make you feel like a goddess in the sheets. A very naughty goddess but a goddess none the less. And when you’re just not feeling it, he’ll sweet talk you into the mood and take you slowly and passionately.”
Confessed by: swiggle-muffin
[X]
“Arno Dorian more like dat ass tho… 👌”

Couldn’t say no to the French booty, so here’s a gif of the best assassin booty in action! (Let us pretend he’s saying ‘thank you’ to you, for complimenting his booty!)
~Claudia
Confessed by: blackheartsweater
[X]
‘I want to put a top hat on Jacob’s dick. That is all.’
Confession [x]
Take caution, my friend. I heard that putting a top hat on Jacob’s dick would give it a voice of its own. Would you really want to hear it whine and complain how bored it is?

Or the evils of the condom?

~ Signora Paola
‘I love waking up to the feeling of Jacob snuggling me. He would already be awake and would pull me closer to him, my back pressed tightly against him. I’d pretend to be asleep, curious to see what he has in mind. Sometimes, he’d simply snuggle (he’d still fondle me, of course, the sly bastard). Most of the time, however, he’d try “waking” me up by grinding against me, playing with my nipples, fingering me (or all of them). He might even be so horny he wouldn’t even wait for me to “wake up” – he’d simply push his cock inside me, surprised that I’m already wet even when I’m still “asleep.” I’d keep pretending to be asleep just to hear him moan, “Wake up, love, I want to hear and see you.” I’d try to resist, but there’s just no way I could for long.
‘I’d reach back and grab his ass, urging him deeper, but being the tease that he is his slow pace would stay the same. He’d play with my breasts and clit, his lips in my ear, alternating between whispering sweet little praises (“You feel so good”) and growling downright obscene words (“Moan for me, my little slut”). He’d keep fucking me in this unhurried state for a long time. The perfect definition of a slow burn. ;)’