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Confessions

April 29, 2016

Full confession below:
‘I think Ezio would know how to dance, and would be adept at the tango and flamenco. He would happily teach his lover how to dance, and each touch would feel charged with sexual energy. His hands dare to trail up and down their sides, and he may even squeeze their leg if he comes close enough. Their lover may be excited by Ezio’s touch, but it is only when they see the intense desire burning in Ezio’s eyes that they almost come undone right there and then. They’ll have to stop the lesson there.’
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“May I provide you, amore mio, my favourite Spanish composition of all time? Concierto de Aranjuez, 2nd Movement: Adagio.” 

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– Ezio Auditore

[Well considering that Ezio did visit Spain a lot in AC2: Discovery and a little bit in Brotherhood, he probably would have picked up some Spanish dances along the way. Although if we’re going to be more period accurate, tango didn’t come by until Argentina gained its independence from Spain in the 1800s, where the dance originated from. But I do see him taking up flamenco, and perhaps another similar dance called las sevillanas–except that doesn’t involve as much touching as the other dances. :V

I’ll probably write a fic about this for the Secluded Haystack someday, if I get enough inspiration. ;P]

Dirty Reblogs

April 15, 2016

megustasermala:

marishash:

I just realized that Arno is the only protagonist that has outfits that don’t cover his…behinds. I hope Ubisoft will continue this route

@queen-bela @jiruchan @pharaoh-doll @haytham-senpai

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DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

Hi Ezio! I don’t know if you received my question but just in case you didn’t: Signore, I’m just curious what the story is behind ‘the face’ [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] and what makes it so perfetto. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know it’s a silly question, but I see ‘the face’ used around here a lot.

April 2, 2016

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ahh yes the face~

To be honest, it’s sort of an inside joke between me and my role-playing friends, and it just…kind of spilled over to how I manage this blog, eheh. The story goes like this:

We happen to stumble upon one of those poorly written Ezio drabbles, and in the scene, Ezio and some OC kiss each other–and just the way it was written was so bad, we couldn’t help but laugh. And the moment Ezio pulled away, he whispered, “Perfecto….”

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Okay first of all, that’s the WRONG LANGUAGE LMAAAAOOOOOO

Second of all, it’s…

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It’s not:

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As for the ‘face’? It just…somehow kinda found its way into that crazy madness, and so now we just end up calling it the ‘Perfecto face’ instead of ‘Le Lenny Face’ lol. And we use it every time now we find something…

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~ Signore Ezio

Confessions

April 1, 2016

 

‘I want to lick Ezio’s pene penne pasta.’


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– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous

Welcome back Signore Ezio! Not sure what this means for the thirst submitted in your name but hey, if you’re gonna sin, might as well go all the way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

March 11, 2016

Si si, I say.

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Once you go DACS, you never go back.

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That is why Ezio is here to stay.

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DACS Greatest Hits

February 9, 2016

 

I’m just putting this up here. For easier access and all.

~ Signora Paola