‘Ned + Jacob + double-ended dildo = fun times for all.’
‘Mmmm what if Ned and Jacob do a prostitute role-play. they agree who will take what role, then encounter each other “randomly” on a street corner, exchange some dough and then the “john” fucks the other damn good in the alleyway or abandoned house. plenty of dirty talk is a must 😘 (and of course they switch roles~)’
‘I want Ned to bang Jacob.’
‘I ship Ned x Jacob a lot. The height difference during their sex sessions. Yessss.’
‘I’m legitimately shocked at the distinct lack of Jacob x Ned Wynert shipping. It’s so custom made for the internet, it boggles my mind that so few people ship this pairing.’