‘I want Niccolo Machiavelli to fuck me dog style in the floor of his office, saying nasty and, maybe, pretty things in Italian. He looks like he could do love real cute with all his heart and could chain me and fuck like me an animal all night.’
I’ve never had a sexual attraction to Machiavelli until I saw his birthday confessions today. Like I’ve always admired him as an intellectual even before the games and I’m reading The Prince because I’m a nerd but HOT DAMN now I’ve got all these ideas about a teacher/student ~relationship~ so yeah I love this blog thank you all and happy (probably late now) birthday to Nicolo <3
In honor of Niccolo’s birthday I’d surprise him with a special snack of his favorite treats in his office. As I place the tray on his desk he would say “I appreciate the thought, but I’d rather eat something else.” Suddenly I would find myself on his desk as his lips and tongue pleasure my pussy painfully slow, not caring if my juices soaked his paperwork. Thinking that I have been punished enough the assassin gets on top of me and fucks me with slow deep thrusts.
‘The one thing I hate about AC is that it’s so easy to have a desire for historical figures you learned during your high school history class. Before AC, who would have known you would want to fuck the dude who wrote The Prince, or the guy who painted the Mona Lisa, maybe even the dude who killed the pope. I can’t tell if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that these people are real.’
‘I don’t know how it happened, but I suddenly have a thing for Machiavelli. I just find his voice, posture, and attitude so damn sexy!’
“I can imagine Machiavelli being the type of man who would be into some severe power-playing inside the bedchamber and that he’d usually end up being the dominant, controlling partner who’s always on top through implementing his own philosophies during intercourse all while flipping his lover down unto the mattress underneath him and huskily whispering into their ear how “You either rule or you’re ruled. There’s nothing in between.”
‘I haven’t seen any confessions about machiavelli so here it goes the first one I guess, I find Machiavelli incredible sexy, even though he appears to be a very respectful and chaste man, I’m sure that he is al dirty and rough in bed and that he is very good at dirty talk, so good that would manage to make me come without even touching me, only words.’