‘Why do I feel like Ned Wynert would feel sexually aroused by gay men???‘
‘Perhaps a bit late, but I’d like to spend my Valentine’s Day sandwiched between Ezio and Ned Wynert. I have no doubt that they’d give me the loving I desire.‘
‘Ned Wynert and I break the bed from our rough lovemaking.‘
‘I am once again horny for Ned Wynert. May I please have this gorgeous man in my bed?‘
‘I headcanon that Ned Wynert is a verse. He’s usually dominant, and damn good at it too, but if you were to kiss or bite his neck he’d be putty on your hands.’
‘I have a rather naughty idea on how I might help Ned with his menstrual cramps; I finger him and kiss his neck until he’s crying and begging for mercy, and then we spend the rest of the evening cuddled up under a heated blanket with a hot water bottle and some flourless chocolate cake (after washing my hands, of course). Repeat every day until the bleeding stops.’
Confession [@catpop12343]
‘Ned Wynert is so fucking pretty, I wanna have sex with him so bad!’
‘I would like for Ned Wynert to seduce me at a masked ball like the gentleman he is, and then he takes me to bed for a night of rough and passionate lovemaking, where he fucks me to kingdom come. I have a huge weakness for refined gentlemanly types being absolute beasts in bed.’
Confession [@catpop12343]
‘I’m not usually one for oral, but for Ned Wynert, I’d eat him out any time he asked 😍’
I’m usually not into anything public, even low-key PDA, but I’d drop to my knees in front of Ned and pleasure him anywhere and anytime if he just asked me to.