‘Holy shit I am so horny for AC Napoleon and the fact that he barely has any content is a crime, I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to suck a dick so bad in my entire life until Napoleon come along. I am begging for him to call me naughty and fuck me so hard I pass out while we’re going at it. PLEASE I’d risk it all for a man like him.’
‘Napoleon Bonaparte in AC Unity was so damn sexy and I will never get over it.’
‘When I was replaying AC Unity last night, and I saw the way Napoleon bent over the table like that, all I could think of was how hard Arno would fuck him from behind. I ship those two like Fedex.’
‘Oh my fucking god, I have no shame in saying this but hot damn in-game Napoleon is quite attractive. I’d like to pull him into one of the palace’s rooms on his birthday, where I give him his “surprise gift”.’
‘Since Napoleon and Arno’s birthdays are so close together, I’d love to give them a ‘double celebration’ this month by letting them have their way with me, sandwiched between them, and giving them both a ‘birthday treat’ they’ll never forget. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Vive la France, indeed!’
‘Oh boy Napoleon’s voice is just mmmmmmm (even though I don’t find him physically attractive) but anyway for his birthday I’d love to put on a show for him where he narrates my performance; he tells me how slowly to remove my clothes, where to touch myself, and how loudly to moan.’
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‘Roth kissing Jacob is everything. Something about my likings for gay romance. The last time I was pretty caught up imagining Arno and Napoleon though.. I wouldn’t mind being the spectator in any of these pairs’ activities.’
“I want to ride Napoléon Bonaparte, steal his hat, put it on and reenact his famous portrait on the horse”.
If you know what i mean 😉
Napoleon Bonaparte can bone me apart any day
I want a threesome with Arno Dorian and Napoleon Bonaparte. They are so hot.