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dirtyasscreedsecrets:

It’s that time of the year again where our hard work has paid off and we’ve actually gone ahead of our confessional list, and now we don’t have any confessions waiting to be heard! We at the bordello desire to do what we do best – and that is to serve your dirtiest secrets. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We are waiting. 😈

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Our confessional box has been feeling a little lonely for the past few days. I assume many of you (like me) are still in the middle of playing Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey? While our no spoilers policy is in effect until January of next year, we always welcome non-spoiler confessions about the new characters ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Of course, if you prefer to confess about the old characters, please feel free! You may even do cross over confessions (of that we have many)!

Love always,
~ Signora Paola

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Remember when you used to ask us admins for our own dirty headcanons? Remember also when we had dirty polls until the server where we had our polls decided to ask us more of our money?

Well, it’s back and now we’ve decided to hit two birds with one stone! 😈

You, our patrons, can now vote for your own dirty headcanons about an Assassin’s Creed character! Each month, there will be a featured character and we will put up a survey where you will select their own preferences, such as their favorite sex positions, how they do their dirty talk, their favorite kinks, and so much more 😏 The survey will end after a month, but we will constantly remind you so you are always updated!

Let us also take this opportunity to ask you which characters you want us to include. This is our default list:

1. Desmond
2. Altair
3. Ezio
4. Connor
5. Aveline
6. Edward
7. Arno
8. Shay
9. Jacob
10. Evie
11. Bayek
12. Aya
13. Alexios
14. Kassandra

As you can see, these are the lead playable characters in the major AC releases. We may add DLC or Sequence-specific characters (like Haytham Kenway, Adewale, Lydia Frye), or the Chronicles characters (Shao Jun, Nikolai Orelov, Arbaaz Mir), but we are uncertain if there would be enough people interested to take their own surveys as well. This also applies to side characters, whether Assassin or Templar. We do not have limits to the number of polls we can make, but it all depends on your response!

So, please reply or reblog this post with the character you want us to include. We will then have a separate poll with all the characters you listed, so everyone can vote and have a voice on which character they want to be part of this. 👌❤️

Molte grazie for your time and support! 🙌😘

Love,
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore

A clarification: The ones listed above (the 14 lead playable characters) are already part of the survey. What we want is suggestions for other characters not listed among the 14 characters. 😉