Send in some loving to the Assassin that launched it all: Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad! His birthday is on January 11 so make sure you send in your birthday confessions now!
Can you believe it’s now the year 2020 and La Rosa in Fiore is now pushing seven-years-old? We certainly still have a hard time believing that we even got to our fifth year in the first place! And it’s all because of YOU, our dearest patrons, who keep sending us your deliciously sinful confessions. We really couldn’t have come this far without your support. 💖💖💖
From the bottom of our hearts, molte grazie for being with us all these years! Here’s to another sinful year and to more sexy Assassins and Templars that will inspire your dirtiest thoughts~
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Love,
~ La Rosa in Fiore
To our valued patrons,
We would like to remind you that confessions involving real living people are not allowed. As stated in our rules:
We consider the following to be unacceptable content in our blog:
- Explicit fantasies involving real people associated with the games (voice actors, developers)
- ** To clarify (especially in regards to voice actors): This means that we will welcome confessions that solely focus on the person’s voice, but not confessions that involve the person him/herself.
- Note that this also extends to real people in general. We will not accept any kind of cross over confessions involving real life celebrities such as actors, singers, etc.
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and we want you to send us your dirty Valentine-related confessions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And since it’s the day of hearts, the more romantic (and naughty!) it is, the better!
We are waiting! 😏
It’s that time of the year again where our hard work has paid off and we’ve actually gone ahead of our confessional list, and now we don’t have any confessions waiting to be heard! We at the bordello desire to do what we do best – and that is to serve your dirtiest secrets. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We are waiting. 😈
Love,
~ Signora PaolaOur confessional box has been feeling a little lonely for the past few days. I assume many of you (like me) are still in the middle of playing Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey? While our no spoilers policy is in effect until January of next year, we always welcome non-spoiler confessions about the new characters ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Of course, if you prefer to confess about the old characters, please feel free! You may even do cross over confessions (of that we have many)!
Love always,
~ Signora Paola
Good news: You may now submit to us spoiler-related confessions! So, please head on over to our ask box and confess your sins now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2018 was quite challenging for us, mostly thanks to Tumblr’s policy changes. But the most important thing is – we are still here, alive and very much kicking thanks to your support! ❤️
As we move forward to 2019, we hope to keep receiving your delightfully dirty confessions! And who knows what this year has in store for the Assassin’s Creed franchise? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
From the bottom of our hearts, molte grazie for your unceasing patronage and appreciation. We wouldn’t have gotten this far with you, our dearest patrons. ❤️❤️❤️
Much love,
~ La Rosa in Fiore
To our valued patrons,
You may have heard of Pillowfort, a platform that aims to have Tumblr’s content-sharing feature with full discussion threads, the ability to secure one’s posts, amongst other things.
I was one of the many backers that pledged this project to life. Because of this, I was able to form a dirtyasscreedsecrets community in Pillowfort. Now, the site is still in closed beta so our presence there is a… placeholder more than anything else. We do not know how many of you have Pillowfort accounts, but if you do have one, please feel free to join!
I know it seems that we are all over the place and frankly, I am uncertain as to where we’re going to settle in the end. Honestly, our Dreamwidth page is really a secondary site. Despite my frustrations and anger at Tumblr, our hands are tied (and not in the fun way lol). We have to maintain our operations here until most of our patrons decide to leave Tumblr. This bordello exists because of your participation after all!
So, for now – this Tumblr will still be the primary site, but since Tumblr’s crapshoot of an AI is very flawed when it comes to really detecting pornography in images, if we have suggestive images, we will only put the text here and link it to our Dreamwidth page. Our Pillowfort community will stay relatively untouched for now… unless its membership suddenly increases.
Grazie for reading and your patience!
~ Signora Paola
I was looking at our Sinday tag and a couple of our confessions were hidden from view. OK, fine, a few of them had questionable images, but this one in particular pissed me off
I checked which image in our backup corresponded with the link and this came out
ETA: I’m linking off-site because OF COURSE Tumblr would flag this: http://secluded-haystack.com/158526797804.jpg
That was an artwork I made. I’m not particularly pissed off that my art was flagged. I’m particularly pissed off because a mere shirtless image of Jacob was flagged as explicit.
Wow, Tumblr.
I really, really want to actually delete this Tumblr because I’m getting tired of having to circumvent around Tumblr’s unfair policies. But I know that most of you prefer to stay here. That is the only thing holding me back. At this rate, I’m tempted to just have all the confessions here text only, and have the images linked on our Dreamwidth community.
~ Signora Paola
And you all know what that means – special Christmas confessions! If you have your own dirty holiday confession about your favorite Assassin’s Creed character please send them now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Confessing your sins
To our valued patrons,
While we are still accepting confessions here on Tumblr, in case you prefer to submit it elsewhere, we have setup this post on our Dreamwidth that allows anonymous commenting. All anonymous comments will be screened, so your confessions will not be published in that entry.
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola