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April 17, 2020

To our valued patrons,

I have changed the bordello’s theme when viewed with a browser to make it more compliant with Tumblr’s changes. If you’ve only browsed La Rosa in Fiore using the app, then I encourage you to check out our web version to be able to see our subpages (yes, we do have them!). And if your browser is able to run java scripts, our bordello has a little music player that will run in the background, softly playing popular themes from Assassin’s Creed!

And while we’re at the subject of our “hidden” features: Did you know that we have our own fanfiction site called Secluded Haystack? We also have 50 Shades of Pene, a repository of fanfictions that were inspired by actual confessions found here at La Rosa in Fiore! Truthfully, it has been a long, long while that we have updated them. But if you haven’t seen them before, then I encourage you to give them a look. Maybe you’ll get inspired enough to send us your own submissions, too (just make sure to read our FAQ first!). 😘

Molte grazie for reading and I wish you all good health and safety!

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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April 2, 2020

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Send in some loving to the Assassin that showed us real tenacity (and arguably was the major reason why this bordello was formed in the first place 😉): Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton! His birthday is on April 4 so make sure you send in your birthday confessions now!

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March 31, 2020

Send in some loving to the Assassin that showed us real tenacity (and arguably was the major reason why this bordello was formed in the first place 😉): Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton! His birthday is on April 4 so make sure you send in your birthday confessions now!

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March 21, 2020

To our valued patrons,

First of all: We hope everyone is staying strong and healthy during these trying times. Please take care of yourselves and put your health in your topmost priority. Not only your physical health, but your mental and emotional health as well. If you find yourselves being overly focused on what is currently happening and you are feeling despair, please take a moment to take a step back and find things that bring you joy, even little things such as cat videos.

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Second of all, we’d like remind our new patrons of our rules. We know it’s not very easy to find them when you’re using the app, so here is a page with our rules. Please take note of the content we will not publish here.

Specifically, we received a confession regarding Jack the Ripper. Now, we used to receive and post confessions involving him, but – perhaps due to the nature of his character – these almost always involved some form of violence. It had gone to a point where they triggered very painful memories for some of our patrons who were abuse survivors.

We’ve always strived our bordello to be a safe space for everyone, so we decided then to completely disallow any confessions regarding him – or any character involved in committing grievous crimes against humanity. Since the Assassin’s Creed franchise uses many historical figures, we’re already rather toeing this fine line between fiction and reality. 

When we made the decision back then, it was, frankly, quite contentious. The Jack the Ripper character was popular. It was not an easy decision to make, but we valued our patrons’ mental and emotional safety above everything else.

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Thank you very much for reading. Again, please stay safe and healthy!

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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March 12, 2020

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Send in some loving to that one Assassin that we went a glorious journey with: Desmond Miles! His birthday is on March 13 so make sure you send in your birthday confessions now!

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March 9, 2020

Send in some loving to that one Assassin that we went a glorious journey with: Desmond Miles! His birthday is on March 13 so make sure you send in your birthday confessions now!

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March 8, 2020

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Send in some loving to our pirate Assassin: Edward Kenway! His birthday is on March 10 so make sure you send in your birthday confessions now!

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March 6, 2020

Send in some loving to our pirate Assassin: Edward Kenway! His birthday is on March 10 so make sure you send in your birthday confessions now!

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Could you do something with Connor Kenway and spanking and bondage? I’ve never seen any of that stuff with Connor and he’s my favorite!

February 22, 2020

My dearest anon, as much as we would like to help you, there are quite literally hundreds of Connor confessions (800+ last we counted) to go through in our bordello. We have a separate tag for bondage-related and spanking confessions that you may view here and here

If you don’t mind sifting through hundreds of confessions, here is the Connor tag. I can already tell you with 100% certainty that there are several confessions involving spanking and bondage. 😏He is, after all, one of our most popular characters, especially during our first few years (DACS was established in 2013 so it was right about the time AC3 was released). 😉

~ Signora Paola

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February 11, 2020

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and we want you to send us your dirty Valentine-related confessions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And since it’s the day of hearts, the more romantic (and naughty!) it is, the better!

We are waiting! 😏