Some kind of new milestone for our blog! Thanks for mentioning us, Loomer aka the person who sent a question to him about us! 😀
-Sister Teodora
To our valued patrons,
I have made a separate page with the rules for submission and how you can submit your own drabble/extended confession to Secluded Haystack. Please do take the time to check them.
Grazie mille!
~ Signora Paola
Secluded-Haystack.com? What is that? :O
There were a few questions asking us if we could take longer confessions. While we thought it was a great idea, we believed that Tumblr’s platform wasn’t really ideal for this. So we gathered a few of our resources and made Secluded Haystack! We have one story/confession in there right now, submitted to us by a very shy anonimo. The text above is taken from her submission. I made it special and added a bit of flair; you will notice that the page asks you a few details about yourself. 😉
The page is very much waiting for more of your contributions (and I will do the same scripting I did with the story above should you request it)! We only ask that you limit your confessions to never more than 2,000 words. The minimum number really depends on how much we can squeeze in one graphic here on Tumblr, but 300 words would be the rough estimate.
Thank you very much and we are looking forward to your extended confessionals! You may send it here via our Fan Mail or e-mail it to us at assassin@secluded-haystack.com. We will post your confession under anonymous unless you ask us not to. <3
~ Signora Paola
You asked for it, now they shall give it to you!
SINday Sunday will be a special day for the ladies of the Rosa in Fiore where they will take a break from taking your confessions and have them confess their own sins. Will the confessions be as torrid and dirty as your own? Come visit us this Sunday to find out! 😉
Our previous dirty polls tackled the sizes of the male Assassins’ hiddenTM blades and the wonderful heaving bosoms of our beautiful ladies. Now, we’re gonna take it a step further and have a tournament that would surely tickle all your fantasies!
Presenting: The Lord of the AssasSINS, the tournament where each male Assassin (and a renegade Templar) gets to fight each other in a battle of true epic proportions. There is no need for violence here for they only need one true skill – their mastery of bringing us to our knees with the power of their sheer voice alone! And you, our dear patrons, get to decide who the winner will be!
In true tournament fashion, this will be done in several matches. Once the clock strikes midnight on Monday and Friday (PST time/-08:00 UTC), we shall be hosting four matches at the same time. There will be seven rounds, so this is a tournament that is definitely not for the faint-hearted! Each Assassin has the chance to fight each other; the one with the most wins shall be declared winner by the tournament’s end. If there is a need for a tie-breaker, we would host that one as well.
The tournament will start on January 18, 2016, midnight (PST time). We hope to see you here in the Rosa in Fiore then. May the best Assassino win!
@thenoahwatts gave us a very lovely message
Wise words from Mr. Watts, heed them well, my friends~ <3
~ Signora Paola
That he is, amico mio.
~ Signora Paola (who lost a few hours of sleep staring at this message wondering what to do)
This has to be the most interesting week for this blog! Please, do send your regards to Mr. Watts.
~Claudia
Yet again I have updated our Porn Star Status tag. I was feeling a little chipper and decided to go all the way back to this blog’s humble beginnings. This was the very first dirty confession apparently – a huge congratulations if it’s yours! ;D (If you must know my first ‘job order’ was this confession o/)
This has also made me wonder if I should continue with the male side of the dirty polls where we really let our imaginations run wild and speculate on the sizes of the male Assassins’ true hidden blades. Ehem. The original dirty polls were organised by our first Madame and I admit I miss the raunchy enjoyment these polls gave.
So please tell us what you think – should we or shouldn’t we? And any suggestion on how we can improve on these polls is very much welcome! <3
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
A few years ago we made a dirty poll for the men.
It was wonderful. And most likely it is repeatable with the new upcoming character from Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate.
YET! We decided to do a comeback – this time with our beloved ladies from our most favourite game series. 😉
We’d be honored and happy if you participate!
-The Sisters of the Rosa in Fiore
The time has come for me to say goodbye. Yes, I am leaving this blog. I had a wonderful time doing edits and the most I can with the polling events and whatnot when I had all the time in the world, but real life has me working and studying a lot lately. Not only that, but I sort of lost the passion to continue running this blog, but I knew that there will come a time when I would have to step off and have someone else take over. I can’t really run blogs forever.
So I’m glad to have jiruchan as the new face for our Signora Paola! Also, I’d like to welcome queen-bela and connors-war-paint back to the blog! They will be here ‘playing’ as their respective roles, Sister Teodora and Rosa.
I’m going to miss everyone, and I’m sorry that we never got around to doing the dirty polls for the female AC characters. Hopefully the ladies here have the time and interest to do it again, now that we have more representation for female characters.
I do want to thank each and everyone of you for making this such a fun ride! I really enjoyed my time here and glad that I help made the AC fandom less stressful and more fun! It’s always so nice to see everyone here just having a good time and not having to argue about ‘haters’ or whatever silliness. The goal of Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets, from the very start, was to make this a safe place to share your wildest fantasies with others, but also have a relaxed time doing so. I’ll forever cherish the laughs I had on this blog and other cheesy but good stuff that were had on this blog (like those stupid penis size posts, kek).
Once again, I appreciate you all–members and admins alike–who made this place a blast!
Grazie di tutto,