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Dirty Game of Thrones Confessions

May 11, 2016

Dirty Game of Thrones Confessions

We’ve got some cross-over confessions earlier that involved GoT characters. So we thought, now that the show is back in full swing and full of wonderful spoilers lol, this would be a great time to put Dirty Game of Thrones Secrets on our “other dirty blogs” list.

I wonder what juicy secrets the Realm has for me today…

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Considering the nature of the books and show, it’s only natural the citizens of Westeros would have dirty secrets about each other.

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This blog is active and has been around a lot longer than ours. They even got a mention on Buzzfeed (warning: a lot of the comments are negative)!

So go ahead–confess.

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Secluded Haystack

Regarding submissions on Secluded Haystack

May 5, 2016

To our wonderful and valued patrons,

While I initially made the Haystack to house longer-than-usual confessions it has really turned into a mini fanfiction archive more than anything else – which is a good thing! It doesn’t have the same discussion/commenting features as Archive of Our Own, but it serves its own purpose – and that is to highlight the works written by you!

You see, we’d love to see your works and we’d be delighted to share them with everyone else. Which is why we are now accepting submissions of your own fanfiction posted elsewhere (like AO3). Our rules are pretty much the same: As long as it doesn’t violate our general confessions rules then we will accept it! Please bear in mind, however, that the word count limit will still be enforced. In the event that your fanfic has more than the word count limit then we will post a preview then link it to the page where the rest of your fanfic is. (Note: I’m still experimenting with further increasing the word count limit. I’ll keep you posted once I’ve settled on a decent number :D)

What if your fanfic isn’t all porn? As long your overall fanfic rating is Mature (light NC-17 content ie., not too graphic sex) or Explicit (hard NC-17 content ie., extreme graphic sex) then we will accept it. However, please take note that as this is a dirty confessions blog we will only highlight the dirty parts for the preview.

So, do you have a fanfic to share with us? ;D E-mail us at secluded.haystack@gmail.com!

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

April 7, 2016

Well, well. Look who’s dominating our Porn Star Status tag

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You can almost hear Signore Frye go, “Well, naturally.”

And here is where we are issuing a challenge to you, our dearest patrons who helped Jacob gain the coveted Porn Star Overlord rank: We would like you to make a fanart celebrating this occasion. It could be humorous take or, well, something that could surely do justice to the “porn star” title. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You may submit to us or if you would rather post it in your own blog we would reblog it from you (just please remember to tag us so we would be able to see it).

Molte grazie and may this day fill you with many dirty thoughts, our beautiful sinners ♥️
~ Signora Paola

Let me also remind you that a confession reaches the Porn Star Status when it receives 69+ notes. So, it lies within you, our dearest patrons, to decide which confessions reach our most desired tag… Reblog & like your favorite confessions so they can achieve the Porn Star Status!

Happy sinning!
~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Regarding asks

March 29, 2016

Miei cari,

With the popularity our blog has achieved in the last few months, nowadays we receive more messages and non-dirty asks than actual confessions. We understand the desire of our patrons to simply talk and to share silly headcanons about the Assassin’s Creed characters and we find that it is in the spirit of community to entertain these asks. We reply to these messages as this blog is still an Assassin’s Creed fan-made blog and without it, this blog would not exist.

Now, we have received some new feedback regarding the asks we answer with our headcanons, under the tag “Ask the Admins”. Since some asks are not dirty in nature, we created new tags to separate the dirty from the sweet.

#Ask the Admins: Dirty Bits –> For our dirty headcanons/opinions

#Ask the Admins: Sweet Bits –> For non-dirty headcanons/opinions.

If our non-dirty headcanons make you cringe or bore you, you’re more than welcome to blacklist/block the #Ask the Admins: Sweet Bits tag, since we are free to publish the content we desire on this blog.

Thank you as always,
~Claudia

Also, a friendly reminder and since it has been brought up:

Right now the current state of our inbox is looking very sorry and very chaotic. We have a lot more messages than normal that are more like commentary about other confessions, than messages that are actually confessions themselves. Along with that, we of course also get a never-ending influx of questions about us admins. We don’t mind our patrons being curious and wanting to get to know us more.

But it would also be nice if you guys can help make this blog what it is again by sending in some sexy fantasies of yours. If you don’t have any, that’s okay; confessions don’t have to be just about fantasies. We now accept sexy head-canons, too! Or sexy imagines for others to imagine about.

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But if you still really just want to talk to us, please do so off anon. Some of the questions we get are honestly better off being answered in private, and we are trying to keep our best for this blog to have a balance of dirty secrets and miscellaneous posts or whatever.

Also, dirty secrets about female characters are always encouraged! Ubisoft knows that they need more love. ♥

– Signore Ezio

Miscellaneous

Dirty Blogs masterlist update

March 27, 2016

Just to let everyone know, I found more blogs and fandoms to add to the list of ‘Other Dirty Confessional Blogs.’ The following have been added:

Dirty Bioware Confessions

Dirty Fallout 4 Companions

Filthy Fallout Confessions

Dirty Game of Thrones Confessions

The Harry Potter Sex Confessions

Severus Snape Sex Confessions

None of this has anything to do with me needing to confess some dirty secrets with these fandoms, not at all~

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>Anyway, if you know of any dirty blogs you’ve come across, or don’t see your fandom on the list and want me to look, just message me to let me know. Grazie!

– Ezio

Miscellaneous

March 17, 2016

A big shout out to our lovely Irishman, Shay Cormac, on this beautiful St. Patrick’s Day!

Kiss your Irish friends and loved ones today!

I shall dream of these Irish lips all day and night. *swoons*

Thank you, zephyrdany! A Happy St (Shay) Patrick’s (Cormac) Day from us all! Raise a glass of green beer and join me at the
Cèilidh!

♡ Fiora

 

Miscellaneous

March 17, 2016

I sent the BUTT to Dan and he liked it 😂

Well, well, well. Any guesses when Mr. Jeannotte would stumble upon this blog, everyone?

~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

March 12, 2016

Due to the number of submissions we’re getting for Secluded Haystack I found the need to employ the services of one very helpful Templar. I know what you are all thinking right now: The Rosa in Fiore has been compromised! Templars aren’t allowed! Well, we may be affiliated with the Assassins, but that doesn’t mean that we would turn away any help from our rival. After all, this bordello works best when there is an equal-opportunity space for sinning coming from both sides. ;D

Without further ado: Please join me in welcoming @hypatiathelibrarian! She will be focused on editing your Haystack entries, so please be kind to her! ♥️ (That said I will still be in charge of converting everything to HTML, so if you see any typos then it is likely that it’s my fault. ;^_^)

Grazie mille!
~ Signora Paola